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cat wrangler. lesbian. western ma
i dont enjoy the childhood friends to lovers trope if they arent roasting each other over stupid shit (affectionately). nobody gives me grief like my wife and i love that about her
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
eda didnt like the gargle of distress i emitted when i found a hole in my wool sock this morning but she doesnt understand. these socks are older than covid
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
she punched that hole herself
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i came on here to post a cat picture and then i saw the news. big yikes. big i hate it here. anyways heres my little cat lilith, she doesnt know what news is and i envy her
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
omw to fulfill the ancient prophecy
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
do military doctors wear camo labcoats
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
did not anticipate how much of being a DM would be making hot NPC men for my brother in law's character to seduce
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
gideon nav cosplayer at pax unplugged??! so cool
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"EVERYBODY LOVES A GAY UNCLE!!!"

-crowd of drunk gay dudes in the philly gayborhood
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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on a TRAIN, i love TRAIN
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 PM
looking down from on high
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
sora has finally figured out that lil is not actually a kitten anymore which means he is allowing himself to beat the snot out of her when she's annoying even though she's little (7lb to his 12lb)
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
potato
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
theres the old saw about the four seasons being "almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction". feels like they've completely repaved every state highway this summer. pretty sure this is because of the millionaire tax! i have never seen a state law have such an immediate impact before!
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
the rockhoppers were very upset about molting
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the sea lions at the new england aquarium act exactly like my cats when they know meal time is imminent
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this is my wife if she was single
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
thats my girl!! taking a commanding lead!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
who cares about the rapture when there are fat bears to vote for
explore.org/fat-bear-week
Fat Bear Week 2025
Fat Bear Week 2025
explore.org
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
okay who plugged in the cat
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
god forbid a woman have hobbies
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my babies are one year old! look at these WOMEN
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
youve heard of chappell roan, now get ready for
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
who needs nextdoor when you have a neighborhood mailing list and your neighbors are all retired septuagenarians
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM