Alfonzo 🧡🍊
@goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
Some dorky hyena (26) who got bullied into making an account 🔞
Shoddy artist and pun lover
Wedgies, noogies, and wet willies are my jam
Shoddy artist and pun lover
Wedgies, noogies, and wet willies are my jam
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊
@goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
· Aug 14
I have this constant voice in the back of my head telling me that if I'm not constantly making my presence known, I'll be forgotten about and discarded
This has been causing me to act very, I guess, attention-seeky
If I've been an annoyance, I'm incredibly sorry
This has been causing me to act very, I guess, attention-seeky
If I've been an annoyance, I'm incredibly sorry
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Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we?
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we?
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
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Comm for @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social and @badluckmurphy.bsky.social !!!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Comm for @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social and @badluckmurphy.bsky.social !!!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
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I AM DOT THE DESTROYER and I shall be feared > \ \ \ <
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Tugging is @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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#wedgie #furrywedgie #furryart
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Tugging is @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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#wedgie #furrywedgie #furryart
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I AM DOT THE DESTROYER and I shall be feared > \ \ \ <
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Tugging is @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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#wedgie #furrywedgie #furryart
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Tugging is @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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#wedgie #furrywedgie #furryart
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Gonna be dangalin for a while aren’t i?
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Gonna be dangalin for a while aren’t i?
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
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Hear me out. "Fuck, marry, kill" but it's "Give, get, kill"
Three characters, people or things you'd like to give a wedgie to, get a wedgie from and downright murder. Leave some. I'll answer.
Signed: your asexual pal Murpho
Three characters, people or things you'd like to give a wedgie to, get a wedgie from and downright murder. Leave some. I'll answer.
Signed: your asexual pal Murpho
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Hear me out. "Fuck, marry, kill" but it's "Give, get, kill"
Three characters, people or things you'd like to give a wedgie to, get a wedgie from and downright murder. Leave some. I'll answer.
Signed: your asexual pal Murpho
Three characters, people or things you'd like to give a wedgie to, get a wedgie from and downright murder. Leave some. I'll answer.
Signed: your asexual pal Murpho
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December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Raffle art for @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
Thank you to everyone who joined and I'd love to do this again sometime!
Thank you to everyone who joined and I'd love to do this again sometime!
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Raffle art for @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
Thank you to everyone who joined and I'd love to do this again sometime!
Thank you to everyone who joined and I'd love to do this again sometime!
Reposted by Alfonzo 🧡🍊
Happy birthday @hatio.bsky.social here's a story about me giving you wedgies. @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a cameo, ah the (butt) pains of being canon...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
The Argonian Double Jump by ExistencialVoid
What can I say? Tail's got good taste! Birthday story forhatio.bsky.social regarding a move he would like performed on him
www.furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy birthday @hatio.bsky.social here's a story about me giving you wedgies. @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a cameo, ah the (butt) pains of being canon...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
Raffle is Closed!
Our winners our @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
I'll be reaching out to grab them de-tails!
Our winners our @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
I'll be reaching out to grab them de-tails!
Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Raffle is Closed!
Our winners our @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
I'll be reaching out to grab them de-tails!
Our winners our @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
I'll be reaching out to grab them de-tails!
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A little workplace bullying for my boyo @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social which I MEANT to upload on his birthday but faaaaaaailed to do. Please read it, it's good.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
The Paralegal by ExistencialVoid
Story for my friend (goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social ) Alfie. He suggested being Murphy's paralegal, not my fault I had fun with it
www.furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A little workplace bullying for my boyo @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social which I MEANT to upload on his birthday but faaaaaaailed to do. Please read it, it's good.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
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Got my first tattoos!
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Got my first tattoos!
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Commison for @daveytheyeen.bsky.social !!!! Taadaaaa!
Once a nerd always a nerd no matter how big or strong
Once a nerd always a nerd no matter how big or strong
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Commison for @daveytheyeen.bsky.social !!!! Taadaaaa!
Once a nerd always a nerd no matter how big or strong
Once a nerd always a nerd no matter how big or strong
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Birthday art for my friend @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social (was a few days ago i forgot to share here)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Birthday art for my friend @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social (was a few days ago i forgot to share here)
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Check out this trash panda streaming on T1kT0k! I think he incidentally joined the wedgie gone wrong trend x3
Commed by Alfonzo
Gift for MilkSteak/Frank
Commed by Alfonzo
Gift for MilkSteak/Frank
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Check out this trash panda streaming on T1kT0k! I think he incidentally joined the wedgie gone wrong trend x3
Commed by Alfonzo
Gift for MilkSteak/Frank
Commed by Alfonzo
Gift for MilkSteak/Frank
UGHH. @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social can sometimes be such a bully! For my birthday, he tricks me into the locker room and gives me a wedgie?!
B-day gift from @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social and art done by the wonderful @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
B-day gift from @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social and art done by the wonderful @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
UGHH. @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social can sometimes be such a bully! For my birthday, he tricks me into the locker room and gives me a wedgie?!
B-day gift from @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social and art done by the wonderful @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
B-day gift from @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social and art done by the wonderful @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
I am an old man
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I am an old man
@anonfilesartist.bsky.social found out the hard way that on Halloween, everything is not what it seems, considering even the pumpkins have mimics!
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@anonfilesartist.bsky.social found out the hard way that on Halloween, everything is not what it seems, considering even the pumpkins have mimics!
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When trick or treating this halloween be careful not to stay out too late, cos as @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social found out that's when the candy ghosts come out to steal your treats 👻🍬👻
#wedgie #furryart #furry #furrywedgie #wedgieart
#wedgie #furryart #furry #furrywedgie #wedgieart
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When trick or treating this halloween be careful not to stay out too late, cos as @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social found out that's when the candy ghosts come out to steal your treats 👻🍬👻
#wedgie #furryart #furry #furrywedgie #wedgieart
#wedgie #furryart #furry #furrywedgie #wedgieart
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I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
Explain your OCs powers with a GIF
I'm not that creative lol
I'm not that creative lol
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Explain your OCs powers with a GIF
I'm not that creative lol
I'm not that creative lol
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An Hour early but yeah its my birthday
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
An Hour early but yeah its my birthday
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Alll coloureeded in! Yipppieeeee
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Alll coloureeded in! Yipppieeeee