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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law

@badluckmurphy.bsky.social

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23 Buff chimera NO MINORS I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it. (Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · Aug 8

Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while?

We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning

Art by @harryh4.bsky.social

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 5h

Chawmp.

Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 1d

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!

This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 5h

Two fistfuls of dorks, please :)

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Cole.Coyote @thecoyotesrevenge.bsky.social · Sep 2

So, I made this because other wedgietober stuff really felt lacking, I would appreciate it if a few would do this with me an tag me or qoute so I can see what you cooked up. I really wanna remake this visually for next year with a few pieces this stimulates.

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Don't lose your streak, these rule.
The marker lines are so shapey and nasty (in the best way)

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 1d

There's a VERY specific harp performance of Glinka's The Lark that I got from youtube when I was teenager. I don't know what the harpist was going through but bitch connected with me and all other versions just sound like minecraft lobby music
Either that or State of the Art by Gotye

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 2d

Damn! They're both winning!

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 2d

This is how he gets if you make the "roh-row raggy" voice. It's actually so fucked up you would think that's appropiate

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 2d

What did I ever do to deserve this

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Anti drug and anti drinking campaigns should tell kids that if they just wait until they're older they'll have more independence, their own money and every drug and drink will hit WAY harder. Being a square my whole childhood made it so I can get drunk and high far cheaper than my contemporaries 🤤

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

I will mourn the moment of you that once taught me of stars, of their ages, of their dreams. I will mourn a friend as he can no longer mourn his sanity. I will mourn you like one mourns a caterpillar when only the butterfly remains, a cub when only the beast remains. Farewell. You were marvelous...

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Yes!! The Infamouse! I adored that little guy, lost the doodle I made for him tho. For sure someone I would henchamn for and also bully relentlessly

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

You made sure to treat his the way yours couldn't be treated, right buddy?

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

The fact that you posted this WHILE we were chatting is very funny (:

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Izard

Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Jack these ideas are so fucked up I'l actually crying and praying and neither seems to help with my unease. You are mad, a tempestuous madness that is deserving of every fear felt by man

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Ohhhh that's why you were so jolly yesterday now I understand
Happy birthday, bro!!

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

ask Hatio's asscrack (yours as well)

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

Being right is my second favorite hobby 😁

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · Dec 11

"Why did you comm art of you getting wedgied?" BECAUSE MY ASS LOOKS SPECTACULAR HERE! Don't think about it, just drool

@indiego.bsky.social did a fantastic job. I'm so happy with this one

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 4d

This fucking rules buddy
Kick seems simple. Would be fun if he smacked his ass first and then nutcracker

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 4d

Hatio did you repost this to get more clips of bullies you like in gloves? Be honest now, you fishing?

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 4d

Yes... Yesssss...

felipe 🐺 @macholobo.bsky.social · 7d

c0mm for @/ZyruseEnigma on twt! 💀❤️

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Leonardo Cazador. @wolfplot.bsky.social · Sep 13

Ojos de Asesino

Cuando con solo una mirada sabes que no hay repuesta correcta y que cada error saldrá caro…

Enrique Aceves: “El puto esta que se caga pa’ dentro… No me va a durar nada.”

🎨 @PandaemonDX Twitter

Enrique Aceves, El Mata Putos @wolfplot.bsky.social

#furryart

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skip @noodlesoopz.bsky.social · 5d

an old fav

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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 5d

They used his measurements when they made lockers