Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
23 Buff chimera NO MINORS
I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
Damn, so true...
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Damn, so true...
Whoah how're those not up to your neck yet
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Whoah how're those not up to your neck yet
"But then how do I get seven boats and deals with mattel??"
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"But then how do I get seven boats and deals with mattel??"
Suuuuuure "tired" it's not like getting bullied gives you energy or anything... ;)
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Suuuuuure "tired" it's not like getting bullied gives you energy or anything... ;)
Did it come off like I was calling you a tamer, Mika? Hahahaha
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Did it come off like I was calling you a tamer, Mika? Hahahaha
I feel like it's cheating to tame someone that's been tamed so many times before, but I can't deny his natural aptitude
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I feel like it's cheating to tame someone that's been tamed so many times before, but I can't deny his natural aptitude
Personally think you could be more annoying all around, but never give up
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Personally think you could be more annoying all around, but never give up
About to hit the stankiest leg anyone's ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
About to hit the stankiest leg anyone's ever seen
Want him to be my new specebar so I can jostle him in there when I'm making a point
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Want him to be my new specebar so I can jostle him in there when I'm making a point
All cultures had to happen simultaneously from the dawn of man so someone could duct tape these two concepts together and I think that is beautiful and horrifying and meaningful and meaningless in equal parts.
Art is so good.
Art is so good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
All cultures had to happen simultaneously from the dawn of man so someone could duct tape these two concepts together and I think that is beautiful and horrifying and meaningful and meaningless in equal parts.
Art is so good.
Art is so good.
Love how you describe wedgis
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Love how you describe wedgis
*After forty secondsof intense staring* Oh. Right. They're outside.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*After forty secondsof intense staring* Oh. Right. They're outside.
THANK YOU!!! 👏👏👏
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
THANK YOU!!! 👏👏👏
Yeah yeah I know how normal you can be when you put your mind to it haha
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yeah yeah I know how normal you can be when you put your mind to it haha
IlovehimIlovehimIlovehimIlovehim he looks so happy to see him I love him I love you thank YOUUU aaaah 🩵🩵🩵
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
IlovehimIlovehimIlovehimIlovehim he looks so happy to see him I love him I love you thank YOUUU aaaah 🩵🩵🩵
Yes the wedgienote
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yes the wedgienote
Perfect comparison
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Perfect comparison
Now may I ask why Swiftwing was already shirtless in school?
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Now may I ask why Swiftwing was already shirtless in school?
Yeah the "line" isn't as thick or far away as they tell ya
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yeah the "line" isn't as thick or far away as they tell ya