D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman
@gooddoctorb.bsky.social
Author/artist/musician makin shit in KCMOUSA. I am not a doctor, it’s just my initials and that’s the whole joke, sorry. I use he/him pronouns.
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So cool that TurboTax invented “accountants,” sitting in “offices,” ready to “do your taxes”
Will the innovations never cease?? What a time to be alive
Will the innovations never cease?? What a time to be alive
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
So cool that TurboTax invented “accountants,” sitting in “offices,” ready to “do your taxes”
Will the innovations never cease?? What a time to be alive
Will the innovations never cease?? What a time to be alive
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The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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if a band gets too tired to finish recording an album, they'll just put out a shorter record. this is called an 'eepy'
May 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
if a band gets too tired to finish recording an album, they'll just put out a shorter record. this is called an 'eepy'
It’s weird that Subway had more integrity than basically every branch and bureau of the federal government
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It’s weird that Subway had more integrity than basically every branch and bureau of the federal government
I think something that keeps getting glossed over a bit here is why exactly people are being arrested by federal entities for……. I’m sorry….. interrupting a church service???
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I think something that keeps getting glossed over a bit here is why exactly people are being arrested by federal entities for……. I’m sorry….. interrupting a church service???
Shocked he didn’t say marble panels
Trump on Mpls: "Do these people really want to have rapists and drug dealers and people from prisons and murderers, do they really want to have them in the community? It's really insurrectionists and agitators and they're paid ... everybody has a beautiful sign with brand new wood. Leather panels."
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Shocked he didn’t say marble panels
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interesting thing to note is the most authoritarian among them are already self negotiating. they know how bad this looks, so their selling the only way this isn’t a massive failure for them is if they bring in a far right one party authoritarian state into full effect
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
interesting thing to note is the most authoritarian among them are already self negotiating. they know how bad this looks, so their selling the only way this isn’t a massive failure for them is if they bring in a far right one party authoritarian state into full effect
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These agencies are a direct, ongoing threat to the freedom, safety, and welfare of every person who lives in this country. That's it. They have to go. "But what about--" sorry we'll figure that out later. Everything is secondary to ending fascist goon squads
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
These agencies are a direct, ongoing threat to the freedom, safety, and welfare of every person who lives in this country. That's it. They have to go. "But what about--" sorry we'll figure that out later. Everything is secondary to ending fascist goon squads
Now, please consider before you answer that they would really really like it to be you, the consumer
Who bears the liability for the damage an AI agent like Gemini does in the world? Is it the billionaires and fancy companies who released this tech into the wild without understanding how it operates, who stole heedlessly to create it, and who derive the profits from it? Or is it you, the consumer?
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Now, please consider before you answer that they would really really like it to be you, the consumer
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YOUTUBE ALGORITHM, WITH ACCESS TO OVER 14 BILLION VIDEOS AND COUNTING: I don’t fuggin know, watch this video you’ve seen 3 times already
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 AM
YOUTUBE ALGORITHM, WITH ACCESS TO OVER 14 BILLION VIDEOS AND COUNTING: I don’t fuggin know, watch this video you’ve seen 3 times already
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[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
DEMOCRATS: we’re going to start saying “MELT ICE”, we did a lil focus group and it polls much better
EVERYONE: FUCKING WHATEVER JUST FUCKING SAYYYYYY IIIIIIIITTTTTTT
EVERYONE: FUCKING WHATEVER JUST FUCKING SAYYYYYY IIIIIIIITTTTTTT
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
DEMOCRATS: we’re going to start saying “MELT ICE”, we did a lil focus group and it polls much better
EVERYONE: FUCKING WHATEVER JUST FUCKING SAYYYYYY IIIIIIIITTTTTTT
EVERYONE: FUCKING WHATEVER JUST FUCKING SAYYYYYY IIIIIIIITTTTTTT
The dots we really need people to connect are “the people who are telling you that immigration is dangerous and out of control, and immigrants need to be forcibly removed“=“the people telling you Good and Pretti were terrorists”
If they blatantly lied to you about B, why would you still believe A?
If they blatantly lied to you about B, why would you still believe A?
January 26, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The dots we really need people to connect are “the people who are telling you that immigration is dangerous and out of control, and immigrants need to be forcibly removed“=“the people telling you Good and Pretti were terrorists”
If they blatantly lied to you about B, why would you still believe A?
If they blatantly lied to you about B, why would you still believe A?
What consequences, Greg?
January 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
What consequences, Greg?
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I almost appreciate how Trump has exposed how vacant every single high profile conservative belief was: free speech, states’ rights, letting the market decide, NATO, the right to bear arms, democracy, all of it. It’s been an empty, malicious political project for decades and decades now
Folks have been noting the creepiness of this NRA statement on the Minneapolis murder that DOESN'T affirm Alex Pretti's right to have a gun at a protest, instead blaming "radical progressive politicians lie Tim Walz" who have "incited violence against law enforcement officers" for his death....
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I almost appreciate how Trump has exposed how vacant every single high profile conservative belief was: free speech, states’ rights, letting the market decide, NATO, the right to bear arms, democracy, all of it. It’s been an empty, malicious political project for decades and decades now
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
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theres literally no reason for them to be there, there is no immigration crisis let alone in minnesota. they are there to get revenge on the population for how they’ve voted and the media playing along with this kayfabe bull shit is getting people killed
January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
theres literally no reason for them to be there, there is no immigration crisis let alone in minnesota. they are there to get revenge on the population for how they’ve voted and the media playing along with this kayfabe bull shit is getting people killed
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This would be a really good moment for Democrats to start acting more like a political party than a Ponzi scheme.
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This would be a really good moment for Democrats to start acting more like a political party than a Ponzi scheme.
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If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now