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Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth

Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"

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looks delicious af
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
wow nobody likes metal music. me neither
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they putting lsd in pills now? you kids are crazy. in my day we used pages from the bible
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
we're all going to war soon huh
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this post made me sick to my stomach
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
why does he look ljke that
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
earth might be flat
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
dude this post is fucking funny what the fuck. they turned my shit down after charlie kirk died. im not out of touch i swar to god
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
she voted for the green party based on the name
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM