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Turkey Goldstein
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." -Upton Sinclair

Never again is now.

Not a pseudonym. Not from the Global North.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I wanted to go grocery shopping. Luna convinced me to have other plans.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good news! You can now buy a fridge that will serve you...ads. I'm sure this was a feature everyone was desperately waiting for.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is incidentally, something I like to think about when Americans or Europeans insist that their wealthy country have no more space for migrants. How dreadfully unintelligent they must be that they cannot figure out how to fit more people into a space when everyone else on the planet has.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is a muppet and not a real animal. I don't care what anyone tells me, this thing is looking to track down some Gelflings to keep them from healing the Dark Crystal.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cannot stress enough how unsubtle they are being about it nowadays. The wealthy would rather have an authoritarian dictatorship than not be in power. If they can't be team captain, they aren't just taking the ball home they are also salting the fields so no one else can play there without them.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Inflation is a concept from the 50s.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It always comes back to men's access to sexual partners with these white dudes demanding everyone settle for less.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You can't tell me they didn't know exactly what they were doing when they made this.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is my fear.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well I know where I'll be letting Luna take a piss on November 20th.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
And if you want a longer fun read that extremely thoroughly analyzes Tolkien's views of the orcish soulless quest for economic progress, here's probably the master.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Don't ask me to explain how my brain arrived at this.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yup. Dude's heart stopped.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Heads up! Seems like Dearborn is gonna be forced to host some KKK members on the 18th.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This silly girl got her snoot stuck in a box of 7/11 donut holes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can I just say, besides my deep anger at the normalization of pedophilia, I am also deeply disturbed that a Harvard English Lit professor would so deeply misunderstand the point of Lolita. It was very much anti-pedophilia and the narrator is not one you are supposed to sympathize with.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Caught a printed news article that was clearly written by AI but that the editors apparently did not realize as such.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM