Frank Cvetkovic
@gofrankgo.bsky.social
Ace comic book letterer. | Soft boy. | Stress baker. | Possible vampire. | Not nearly as funny as I think I am. | He/They
Pinned
I Have No Private Account And I Must Scream
Someone just quote reposted one of my jokes and basically said "I can't find another source, but I'm like 80% sure this guy isn't funny enough to come up with this joke on his own." and I did not need to be dragged like that right before bedtime.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Someone just quote reposted one of my jokes and basically said "I can't find another source, but I'm like 80% sure this guy isn't funny enough to come up with this joke on his own." and I did not need to be dragged like that right before bedtime.
Today is one year since I said goodbye to Chloe Godzilla. She was such a huge important part of my life and I've felt so lost without her. I miss her so much.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today is one year since I said goodbye to Chloe Godzilla. She was such a huge important part of my life and I've felt so lost without her. I miss her so much.
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel.
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel.
FRIEND: Hey! Been a while! How's it going? How's life? How's that new kitten of yours?
ME: [dazed from working in comics] I... I don't know if I can talk about that. I don't think it's been announced yet.
ME: [dazed from working in comics] I... I don't know if I can talk about that. I don't think it's been announced yet.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
FRIEND: Hey! Been a while! How's it going? How's life? How's that new kitten of yours?
ME: [dazed from working in comics] I... I don't know if I can talk about that. I don't think it's been announced yet.
ME: [dazed from working in comics] I... I don't know if I can talk about that. I don't think it's been announced yet.
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Batman: Dark Patterns 12 preview pages.
The final issue. The Great Fire of Gotham burns.
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The final issue. The Great Fire of Gotham burns.
@cleanlined.bsky.social @treecolour.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social @garbagedracula.bsky.social @dc.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Batman: Dark Patterns 12 preview pages.
The final issue. The Great Fire of Gotham burns.
@cleanlined.bsky.social @treecolour.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social @garbagedracula.bsky.social @dc.com
The final issue. The Great Fire of Gotham burns.
@cleanlined.bsky.social @treecolour.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social @garbagedracula.bsky.social @dc.com
We, as a society, do not give Google Drive enough shit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We, as a society, do not give Google Drive enough shit.
KITTEN: I DO NOT like water. Do not even THINK about getting me wet or I will be very VERY cross. Oh, how I shall shriek a thousand shrieks, if I am ever wetted.
ALSO KITTEN: Also, I will EXCLUSIVELY hang out in the sink, in the bathtub, and sometimes stand precariously upon the toilet seat.
ALSO KITTEN: Also, I will EXCLUSIVELY hang out in the sink, in the bathtub, and sometimes stand precariously upon the toilet seat.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
KITTEN: I DO NOT like water. Do not even THINK about getting me wet or I will be very VERY cross. Oh, how I shall shriek a thousand shrieks, if I am ever wetted.
ALSO KITTEN: Also, I will EXCLUSIVELY hang out in the sink, in the bathtub, and sometimes stand precariously upon the toilet seat.
ALSO KITTEN: Also, I will EXCLUSIVELY hang out in the sink, in the bathtub, and sometimes stand precariously upon the toilet seat.
Life got you down? Feeling overwhelmed? Like you're being pulled in multiple directions at once with no end in sight? Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
BREAD! Eat some bread! Don't bother putting anything on it! Sandwiches are for people who have the energy to make a sandwich. Just eat bread!
BREAD! Eat some bread! Don't bother putting anything on it! Sandwiches are for people who have the energy to make a sandwich. Just eat bread!
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Life got you down? Feeling overwhelmed? Like you're being pulled in multiple directions at once with no end in sight? Well, have I got the solution for YOU!
BREAD! Eat some bread! Don't bother putting anything on it! Sandwiches are for people who have the energy to make a sandwich. Just eat bread!
BREAD! Eat some bread! Don't bother putting anything on it! Sandwiches are for people who have the energy to make a sandwich. Just eat bread!
Sometimes things happen that are so bizarre, if you described what was going on, no one would believe you.
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sometimes things happen that are so bizarre, if you described what was going on, no one would believe you.
I rarely feel "manly" -- whatever THAT means -- but, every now and then, I get hit with a sudden wave of masculinity and think "I should buy a cool knife."
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I rarely feel "manly" -- whatever THAT means -- but, every now and then, I get hit with a sudden wave of masculinity and think "I should buy a cool knife."
Godzilla Plus One
(It's a romcom about Godzilla trying to find a date for his ex's wedding)
(It's a romcom about Godzilla trying to find a date for his ex's wedding)
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Godzilla Plus One
(It's a romcom about Godzilla trying to find a date for his ex's wedding)
(It's a romcom about Godzilla trying to find a date for his ex's wedding)
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"That's funny." -- me, after hearing a VERY good joke
"[laughing like an evil cartoon villain's dog sidekick until I am crying, blue in the face, and can't breath anymore]" -- me, when my cat sits in a slightly weird position
"[laughing like an evil cartoon villain's dog sidekick until I am crying, blue in the face, and can't breath anymore]" -- me, when my cat sits in a slightly weird position
September 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
"That's funny." -- me, after hearing a VERY good joke
"[laughing like an evil cartoon villain's dog sidekick until I am crying, blue in the face, and can't breath anymore]" -- me, when my cat sits in a slightly weird position
"[laughing like an evil cartoon villain's dog sidekick until I am crying, blue in the face, and can't breath anymore]" -- me, when my cat sits in a slightly weird position
Josie and the Pussycats did not thwart Parker Posey and Alan Cumming's evil capitalist plans just for everyone to start buying cat ear headphones again.
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Josie and the Pussycats did not thwart Parker Posey and Alan Cumming's evil capitalist plans just for everyone to start buying cat ear headphones again.
I am NOT a boring old man! I do all sorts of fun cool dangerous BAD BOY activities.
For example, when it's 8:00 PM and I'm getting ready for bed, if I've finished all of my tasks for the day, I'm allowed to treat myself to a bottle of mineral water before I go to sleep.
For example, when it's 8:00 PM and I'm getting ready for bed, if I've finished all of my tasks for the day, I'm allowed to treat myself to a bottle of mineral water before I go to sleep.
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I am NOT a boring old man! I do all sorts of fun cool dangerous BAD BOY activities.
For example, when it's 8:00 PM and I'm getting ready for bed, if I've finished all of my tasks for the day, I'm allowed to treat myself to a bottle of mineral water before I go to sleep.
For example, when it's 8:00 PM and I'm getting ready for bed, if I've finished all of my tasks for the day, I'm allowed to treat myself to a bottle of mineral water before I go to sleep.
This is my impression of my two black cats, Kirby (1yo) and Gomez (5yo), interacting. *ahem*
KIRBY: [runs up to Gomez at top speed, stopping suddenly, only inches away from his face] HI! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
GOMEZ: HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO MURDER MEEEEE!
KIRBY: [runs up to Gomez at top speed, stopping suddenly, only inches away from his face] HI! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
GOMEZ: HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO MURDER MEEEEE!
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is my impression of my two black cats, Kirby (1yo) and Gomez (5yo), interacting. *ahem*
KIRBY: [runs up to Gomez at top speed, stopping suddenly, only inches away from his face] HI! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
GOMEZ: HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO MURDER MEEEEE!
KIRBY: [runs up to Gomez at top speed, stopping suddenly, only inches away from his face] HI! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
GOMEZ: HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO MURDER MEEEEE!
It's always a little visually upsetting when you see behind the scenes pics of the puppeteers wearing and working the Muppets.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's always a little visually upsetting when you see behind the scenes pics of the puppeteers wearing and working the Muppets.
Sometimes everything in my life seems to be going wrong and I feel like maybe I'm cursed, but then I look down at this beautiful little kitten in my lap who is just biting the absolute shit out of my arm.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sometimes everything in my life seems to be going wrong and I feel like maybe I'm cursed, but then I look down at this beautiful little kitten in my lap who is just biting the absolute shit out of my arm.
KIRBY: Can I have treats?
ME: No.
KIRBY: But Cinnabun has treats!
ME: Because she didn't IMMEDIATELY devour them like you did.
KIRBY: Can I eat hers?
ME: No.
KIRBY: She's not even eating them! She's just staring at me and growling!
ME: [sighs]
KIRBY: [slowly stretches paw towards Cinnabun's treats]
ME: No.
KIRBY: But Cinnabun has treats!
ME: Because she didn't IMMEDIATELY devour them like you did.
KIRBY: Can I eat hers?
ME: No.
KIRBY: She's not even eating them! She's just staring at me and growling!
ME: [sighs]
KIRBY: [slowly stretches paw towards Cinnabun's treats]
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
KIRBY: Can I have treats?
ME: No.
KIRBY: But Cinnabun has treats!
ME: Because she didn't IMMEDIATELY devour them like you did.
KIRBY: Can I eat hers?
ME: No.
KIRBY: She's not even eating them! She's just staring at me and growling!
ME: [sighs]
KIRBY: [slowly stretches paw towards Cinnabun's treats]
ME: No.
KIRBY: But Cinnabun has treats!
ME: Because she didn't IMMEDIATELY devour them like you did.
KIRBY: Can I eat hers?
ME: No.
KIRBY: She's not even eating them! She's just staring at me and growling!
ME: [sighs]
KIRBY: [slowly stretches paw towards Cinnabun's treats]
In 1994, my uncle and I went to K-Mart to buy my grandmother a 13 in TV for her kitchen table. A few years later, after she passed, the TV was handed down to me and I've kept it for the past almost 30 years even though it hasn't really worked great for a long time. I just couldn't throw it away.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In 1994, my uncle and I went to K-Mart to buy my grandmother a 13 in TV for her kitchen table. A few years later, after she passed, the TV was handed down to me and I've kept it for the past almost 30 years even though it hasn't really worked great for a long time. I just couldn't throw it away.
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Hahaha! Oh, man. It took me three hours to realize that tonight was Halloween and not Purge Night. Boy, is MY face red.
Y'know, from all the blood.
Y'know, from all the blood.
November 1, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Hahaha! Oh, man. It took me three hours to realize that tonight was Halloween and not Purge Night. Boy, is MY face red.
Y'know, from all the blood.
Y'know, from all the blood.
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Be careful when trick-or-treating tonight. I've all heard the urban legends. I thought they were just stories. I didn't think anyone actually did that kind of shit. Then some sicko gave my kid an Almond Joy and, when we opened the wrapper, we found an Almond Joy candy bar inside. Disgusting.
October 31, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Be careful when trick-or-treating tonight. I've all heard the urban legends. I thought they were just stories. I didn't think anyone actually did that kind of shit. Then some sicko gave my kid an Almond Joy and, when we opened the wrapper, we found an Almond Joy candy bar inside. Disgusting.
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All ready for trick-or-treaters! I'm so excited! I LOVE Halloween!
October 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM
All ready for trick-or-treaters! I'm so excited! I LOVE Halloween!
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Actually, Frankenstein was the name of both the doctor and his creation, much in the same way that you may share a name with your parents and/or children. Hope this clears things up for you.
October 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Actually, Frankenstein was the name of both the doctor and his creation, much in the same way that you may share a name with your parents and/or children. Hope this clears things up for you.
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*is assassinated*
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*is assassinated*