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Mike G
@goedharted.bsky.social
“Mud hole? Slimy? My home this is.”
-Master Yoda
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh okay I get the concept now
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
First, no. No it is not.

Second, fake boyfriends are no doubt an improvement.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reading the Marjorie Taylor Greene letter:
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Like, what if she’s actually just done? And doesn’t even write a book.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This book? Fucking rips, man.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Lili Reinhart’s Top Four is chaotic
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ME (watching the Cubs win the Championship in 2016): Ha! I guess the world didn’t end after all.

THE WORLD:
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
All my Chicago people say
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Album of the Year for me. Just fucking incredible.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This always reads like something you hear right before the newsboy signals to his rough looking crew across the street.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Well, I don’t think I’ll work. I’ll just collect this money.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Haven’t been to New York since October of last year, but she’s calling me back.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Finally got the cables to hook up all the peripherals to my Mac Mini so I had to christen the ultrawide monitor.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think I know the culprit behind high ticket prices, and it ain’t inflation.
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fred Rogers understood
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Was walking to the train in the dark listening to Berlioz’s “Dream of a Witches’ Sabbath” as one does and met these lovely voids. Stay safe today, little ones.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Thinking about them
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM