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Rugby fan - Leicester Tigers & Wales
Memorial Device ANT 🎖️
Partial to a craft beer
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Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Here we go again…
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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⚠️ @metoffice.gov.uk warning issued for fog, dense in places, in Northamptonshire.

Valid from now until 9.45am.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I’ve opened up some paid promo slots this week. Negotiable rates per promo post.
If you want your product / brand / podcast/ services pushed to a strong engaged audience on several platforms, please get in touch via DM. My clients have seen very good results.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Amazing letter in The Times (also an unbelievable play fwiw)
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Very sad news, it sounded like he was winning the latest battle with his ‘demons’. There was a good article about him in the Sunday Times this week.
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I wonder how the Police are getting on with considering corporate manslaughter charges in the Contaminated Blood scandal...I'll not hold my breath.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dear Media, I think the real world has had enough news about the bloody budget and who said what. Thanks.
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Bill Gates Epstein Files latest

From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you haven’t seen this before it’s well worth a watch - Ch4 at 9pm tonight…
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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A very happy St Andrew's Day to ye all! Awa for a dram.. Slainte! Winter on Loch Affric, Glen Affric #Scotland #StAndrewsDay #GlenAffric damianshields.photoshelter.com/p/2026-calendar
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One thing that continues to amaze me about current F1 is Tsunoda’a level of surprise at how crap he is. 😂 #F1
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Bloody hell, I hope that is a typo! A whole glass?!! Thank you but a definite no thanks!
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Happy St.Andrews Day to all who celebrate. Enjoy your celebratory meal!

*Salad not included
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Didn’t see much of the game today. The Etzebeth gouge was one of the worst I’ve seen in years. He’d better get a lengthy ban or the disciplinary process is gone.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Derelict Basin - Tunstall

#MauriceWade
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ted Kravitz is from the school of sports commentators that like to SHOUT. 🙉 #F1
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My Mum was a pioneer of the ‘fart walk’…
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Slaithwaite, west Yorkshire, March 1980, photo by Martin Parr.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Archaeology of the plastic hair curler.
All found on Cornish beaches.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM