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Mr 'DG' Goater
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✝️ Surrey boy moved to the Midlands. Getting used to 'dinner' at lunch time...
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Someone just shared this on my Facebook 😂😂😂
Photo from Remembrance Sunday event in central London of 3 former prime ministers: Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, and Boris Johnson. Embedded in the photo is a tweet from Sophie Wilkinson @sophwilkinson that reads: "If Liz Truss lives until 92 she will have spent more days turning up to the Cenotaph than she will have spent as Prime Minister" timestamped 10:57 AM - Nov 9, 2025
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I know nothing about the traitors TV show, so hope this isn't someone pulling my leg - this is cool. #WhenYouSeeIt
A list of the cast of the celebrity traitors TV show, listing their ages and whether or not they were a traitor. The key but is that the three traitors have ages of 64, 25, and 49. Every other age does not share a certain characteristic that these three do.
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Just found this on the DfE site about my school 😂
School capacity: 1125. Number of pupils: 1247
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Just got this very nice little chess set off Vinted. I've just noticed something on the box though... #WhenYouSeeIt (spoiler in image alt text)
Photo of a chess set box. There is a mistake in the picture on the box however. (Spoiler: the white Queen and King are the wrong way round!)
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The way I've always done it always baffles everyone. I 'carry one' the same as column addition
Strange method for column subtraction.
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Amazing! Obviously this doesn't account for people using VPNs, but still fantastic news
Article headline: Pornhub says UK visitors down 77% since age checks came in
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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One of my birthday presents 😂
T-shirt that reads "Houses and Humans" above a cartoon of cutsie dragons around a table with various bits of paper, snacks, and dice about
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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My view right now. He's right on my face. #DogsOfBluesky
Close up of the face of a brown long haired chihuahua
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Trying to keep kids off screen post-film so we're drawing. I joined them and drew the best character from the film :P 🐯
A hand drawing of Derpy the Tiger from KPop Demon Hunters
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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After @adamboxereducation.bsky.social listed four books on They Behave For Me a few weeks ago that he thinks every teacher should read, I realised I'd read so much influenced by them all but not the actual books themselves. Just received this one for £10 off Vinted :D
A copy of the book Teach Like A Champion 3.0 by Doug Lemov
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Social media post about the penalty conquests of Caoimhín Kelleher
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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This season of football didn't look like it was going to be fun for the Bees. Obviously this isn't for Brentford, but this is so good :D
Facebook post from Brentford FC. Picture of a jubilant Ireland goalkeeper mid-jump, high in the air, next to a downtrodden Portugal striker with head in hands. Caption reads "Hang it in the Louvre. Caoimhin Kelleher denies Cristiano Ronaldo from the penalty spot"
October 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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One of my lessons moved days and time slot (Yr13). Which option covers that!? @teachertapp.bsky.social think I'm gonna go with... rooming?
Teacher Tapp question: "Has your timetable changed since the start of term?" Instruction to tick all that apply out of: Yes, a change in rooming; Yes, a change in subject; Yes, a change in classes; No; Not relevant / cannot answer
October 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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(Not exactly a post run selfie haha) First Parkrun for a while this morning, ran with 3 teachers from my department, great fun 😊
Selfie of Mr Goater 1.5 hours post Parkrun 5k.
October 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Soooo, do Prezzo have 241 different cocktails on offer??
Prezzo advert that says "50% off food & 241 cocktails - available at all restaurants - book now". There is a photo of a pizza with a red drink
August 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Thirteen boxes of 7 way out of date COVID tests... why?
Box of Flowflex COVID test boxes
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Well I'm excited.
Large Cadbury World sign covering a white wall
August 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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I love being in a minority 😂 as I tend to plan the day before or morning of, it's just in my head. If I forget, as soon as I open the Goodnotes file for the class where my slides are prepared I'm reminded. @teachertapp.bsky.social
Teacher Tapp results for 4,712 secondary classroom teachers. Question: "When you write your lesson into your planner do you usually write just the lesson topic or a detailed plan?". Results: topic or title - 67%, brief outline - 26%, detailed plan - 1%, none of these - 5%, not relevant/cannot answer - 1%
August 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Living my best life.
The Pontypines! For real-life!
August 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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This is our second one like this since you posted your picture... is this normal!?
A fly trap hideously full of flies
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Woo! Tickets for the first match of the season have arrived :D
Two paper tickets for Nottingham Forest Vs Brentford on Sunday 17 August 2025 at 14:00 at the city ground. Some key information has been covered by emojis
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Watching Empire with my 7 and 4 - we've managed to keep the twist from them all! SO EXCITED for 7s reaction particularly :D
TV showing Star Wars V: Empire Strikes Back. The still shows Luke and Vader facing off, subtitle says "You have learned much, young one."
August 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Yay ☺️☺️☺️ @teachertapp.bsky.social
Teacher Tapp 2000 Day streak badge
August 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Ummmmm... this is the kids app Teach Your Monster to read...
August 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM