David “Handsome Dave” Bishop
@gnuconsulting.com
Imperfect Feminist. Not here to make friends - here to make *great* friends. Dead Sexy. San Diego. He/him. Fuck terfs.
What a world, what a world.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What a world, what a world.
"... they break upon us." 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"... they break upon us." 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
What an excellent summation of my thoughts on shouters. From The Emilie Adventures by @marthawells.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What an excellent summation of my thoughts on shouters. From The Emilie Adventures by @marthawells.com
I mean, I’m not saying you’ve done this exact Kermit flail every time I’ve seen you, because it’s not true. But it’s been more than once. 😄
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I mean, I’m not saying you’ve done this exact Kermit flail every time I’ve seen you, because it’s not true. But it’s been more than once. 😄
I like to lie to people about my age, telling them I’m much older than I actually am. If I was 60, for instance, I’d look great! If I tell people I’m 39, they tell me I should see a doctor, stat. My actual age, they just shrug. “Yeah, 47 is about right.”
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I like to lie to people about my age, telling them I’m much older than I actually am. If I was 60, for instance, I’d look great! If I tell people I’m 39, they tell me I should see a doctor, stat. My actual age, they just shrug. “Yeah, 47 is about right.”
At a Jon Baptiste concert and he is wearing a silk suit outfit that drapes and contours in such a way that we are currently trying to answer the age old question: is Jon Baptiste circumcised?
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
September 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
At a Jon Baptiste concert and he is wearing a silk suit outfit that drapes and contours in such a way that we are currently trying to answer the age old question: is Jon Baptiste circumcised?
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
I am so very sick and tired of seeing this fucking tweet quoted like it isn't scaremongering luddite bullshit posted by people who are completely surrounded by technology but want to feel superior to folks who have a HomePod and a couple of lights that change color.
September 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am so very sick and tired of seeing this fucking tweet quoted like it isn't scaremongering luddite bullshit posted by people who are completely surrounded by technology but want to feel superior to folks who have a HomePod and a couple of lights that change color.
One of the best lists I've ever subscribed to.
August 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One of the best lists I've ever subscribed to.
That train is never late...
August 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That train is never late...
So it looks like Twillory (which I haven't bought anything from in years) is either selling their customer list or they've been hacked. And State Farm is buying lists and spamming.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
August 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So it looks like Twillory (which I haven't bought anything from in years) is either selling their customer list or they've been hacked. And State Farm is buying lists and spamming.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re on the right side of 40. (cheat-mode)
June 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re on the right side of 40. (cheat-mode)
Sounds about white.
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sounds about white.
I haven't really been very interested in the whole left/lib fight about why we lost the election. I don't think it's productive or useful and I understand that for any *future* elections, I'm going to be sharing a tent with people I don't like.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I haven't really been very interested in the whole left/lib fight about why we lost the election. I don't think it's productive or useful and I understand that for any *future* elections, I'm going to be sharing a tent with people I don't like.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
Just saw a one-star “review” of the Switch 2 on a retailer’s site and I can’t stop laughing. Big “the food is terrible and there’s not enough of it” energy…
May 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just saw a one-star “review” of the Switch 2 on a retailer’s site and I can’t stop laughing. Big “the food is terrible and there’s not enough of it” energy…
Good bye, Duolingo. I haven’t learned nearly as much from you as I’d hoped but that’s at least partially on me.
Ok, mostly me.
Ok, mostly me.
April 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Good bye, Duolingo. I haven’t learned nearly as much from you as I’d hoped but that’s at least partially on me.
Ok, mostly me.
Ok, mostly me.
My kids got me this sticker, which looks super sweet, until you realize the 1 is on a twenty-sided die…
April 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My kids got me this sticker, which looks super sweet, until you realize the 1 is on a twenty-sided die…
Līve’s THROWING COPPER was released 31 years ago today. If that makes you feel old, that’s because we are.
April 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Līve’s THROWING COPPER was released 31 years ago today. If that makes you feel old, that’s because we are.
I’m now getting emails from companies not about sales but “We aren’t changing prices for the next seven days! Whatever price you purchase or preorder at will be honored! Buy now!”
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m now getting emails from companies not about sales but “We aren’t changing prices for the next seven days! Whatever price you purchase or preorder at will be honored! Buy now!”
*immediately starts zooming in as much as possible*
April 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*immediately starts zooming in as much as possible*
Timeline cleaners. Post your favorite cute or funny memes please.
April 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Timeline cleaners. Post your favorite cute or funny memes please.
I'm so tired of winning, guys.
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm so tired of winning, guys.
A different coworker weighed in on the Hagrid vs. Gandalf debate, saying that he can 100% see the resemblance.
April 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A different coworker weighed in on the Hagrid vs. Gandalf debate, saying that he can 100% see the resemblance.