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My money is still on this war ending with Putin tragically falling out of a window shortly after accidentally castrating himself.
Tragic but inevitable.
Tragic but inevitable.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My money is still on this war ending with Putin tragically falling out of a window shortly after accidentally castrating himself.
Tragic but inevitable.
Tragic but inevitable.
Russia has a lot more people ready to push Putin outta window if he doesn't end this.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Russia has a lot more people ready to push Putin outta window if he doesn't end this.
By "slavery," he means white guys who fear they'll face consequences for publicly using the n-word.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
By "slavery," he means white guys who fear they'll face consequences for publicly using the n-word.
If nothing else, his campaign highlights that the Dem establishment -- Schumer, Jeffries, Cuomo, etc. -- are paper tigers who hold "power" only bc of conventional wisdom that they do.
There is little risk to opposing them and everything to gain. Go Ides of March on them.
There is little risk to opposing them and everything to gain. Go Ides of March on them.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If nothing else, his campaign highlights that the Dem establishment -- Schumer, Jeffries, Cuomo, etc. -- are paper tigers who hold "power" only bc of conventional wisdom that they do.
There is little risk to opposing them and everything to gain. Go Ides of March on them.
There is little risk to opposing them and everything to gain. Go Ides of March on them.
I think we're getting Lisa Halligan.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think we're getting Lisa Halligan.
I hear Lisa Halligan is looking for a new job.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I hear Lisa Halligan is looking for a new job.
If you're the kind of coach who only knows how to scream and make players run laps, you're always going to resent the coaches who spend their time reviewing tape and going over plays.
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you're the kind of coach who only knows how to scream and make players run laps, you're always going to resent the coaches who spend their time reviewing tape and going over plays.
Nah -- there's plenty of officers who outanked Hegseth, and he's not going after Michael Flynn.
He's going after Kelly bc Kelly had the kind of competence that Hegseth was always derided for lacking. Kelly was the kind of officer who'd backbench Hegseth as an obvious fuckup.
He's going after Kelly bc Kelly had the kind of competence that Hegseth was always derided for lacking. Kelly was the kind of officer who'd backbench Hegseth as an obvious fuckup.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nah -- there's plenty of officers who outanked Hegseth, and he's not going after Michael Flynn.
He's going after Kelly bc Kelly had the kind of competence that Hegseth was always derided for lacking. Kelly was the kind of officer who'd backbench Hegseth as an obvious fuckup.
He's going after Kelly bc Kelly had the kind of competence that Hegseth was always derided for lacking. Kelly was the kind of officer who'd backbench Hegseth as an obvious fuckup.
You know how the GOP went after Dems for mortgage fraud bc they assumed that literally everyone did that? That's what we've got here.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You know how the GOP went after Dems for mortgage fraud bc they assumed that literally everyone did that? That's what we've got here.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
Why do they keep having him on?
They can't just replay old clips of him saying he has no idea what Trump will do but it'll be brilliant ?
They can't just replay old clips of him saying he has no idea what Trump will do but it'll be brilliant ?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why do they keep having him on?
They can't just replay old clips of him saying he has no idea what Trump will do but it'll be brilliant ?
They can't just replay old clips of him saying he has no idea what Trump will do but it'll be brilliant ?
I think it depends on whether you view this as the gov filing an indictment b4 the SOL that got dismissed (in which case gov can refile) or gov never having filed anything bc Halligan wasn't gov.
The court seemed to imply the latter, hence dismissing wo prejudice.
The court seemed to imply the latter, hence dismissing wo prejudice.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think it depends on whether you view this as the gov filing an indictment b4 the SOL that got dismissed (in which case gov can refile) or gov never having filed anything bc Halligan wasn't gov.
The court seemed to imply the latter, hence dismissing wo prejudice.
The court seemed to imply the latter, hence dismissing wo prejudice.
I'm appalled by your double-standard, as if Walter Chronkite never hung dong in an interview.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm appalled by your double-standard, as if Walter Chronkite never hung dong in an interview.
You know how the GOP went after Dems for mortgage fraud bc they assumed that literally everyone did that? That's what we've got here.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You know how the GOP went after Dems for mortgage fraud bc they assumed that literally everyone did that? That's what we've got here.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
100% Hegseth was *constantly* dinged for wearing his dress uniform wrong to the point that he just assumes everyone has it wrong and you can accuse anyone of it.
So now Mr. We Need to Scrap Everything That's Not Push-ups & Warfighting is laser focused on making sure the medals on dress uniforms are in perfect order?
I suspect Kelly is in the right, but it's ironic that Hegseth cares about pedantic technicalities when he can weaponize them.
I suspect Kelly is in the right, but it's ironic that Hegseth cares about pedantic technicalities when he can weaponize them.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So now Mr. We Need to Scrap Everything That's Not Push-ups & Warfighting is laser focused on making sure the medals on dress uniforms are in perfect order?
I suspect Kelly is in the right, but it's ironic that Hegseth cares about pedantic technicalities when he can weaponize them.
I suspect Kelly is in the right, but it's ironic that Hegseth cares about pedantic technicalities when he can weaponize them.
That's likely.
I wouldn't care if Kellt had his medals in the wrong order, but I would be surprised. He doesn't strike me as the type to just pin them on haphazardly.
I wouldn't care if Kellt had his medals in the wrong order, but I would be surprised. He doesn't strike me as the type to just pin them on haphazardly.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
That's likely.
I wouldn't care if Kellt had his medals in the wrong order, but I would be surprised. He doesn't strike me as the type to just pin them on haphazardly.
I wouldn't care if Kellt had his medals in the wrong order, but I would be surprised. He doesn't strike me as the type to just pin them on haphazardly.
Hegseth seems like the type who may have aced the physical fitness test but was derided by all his colleagues because he couldn't do land nav or draft a simple operations order to save his life.
So he scorned everything more technical than push-ups as nerd work.
So he scorned everything more technical than push-ups as nerd work.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hegseth seems like the type who may have aced the physical fitness test but was derided by all his colleagues because he couldn't do land nav or draft a simple operations order to save his life.
So he scorned everything more technical than push-ups as nerd work.
So he scorned everything more technical than push-ups as nerd work.
Moreover, he's the guy who thinks he's beloved by all the soldiers he's not actively throwing a hissyfit at.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Moreover, he's the guy who thinks he's beloved by all the soldiers he's not actively throwing a hissyfit at.
I don't see how we can blame it on 9/11 when it seems to more clearly be out oligarchic capitalism.
You didn't see a lot of Oakies during the Depression hitting the clubs either.
You didn't see a lot of Oakies during the Depression hitting the clubs either.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I don't see how we can blame it on 9/11 when it seems to more clearly be out oligarchic capitalism.
You didn't see a lot of Oakies during the Depression hitting the clubs either.
You didn't see a lot of Oakies during the Depression hitting the clubs either.
But can they win over the Baileys?
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
But can they win over the Baileys?
There's a very dapper fighter in Jackie Chan's "Who Am I?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
There's a very dapper fighter in Jackie Chan's "Who Am I?"
But will that play with the Baileys?
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
But will that play with the Baileys?
The guy who does the world's worst impersonation of someone who doesn't molest children ?
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The guy who does the world's worst impersonation of someone who doesn't molest children ?
I thought targeting McCain woukd kill Trump in his first primary.
It's a minority of voters who care about him attacking heroes.
It's a minority of voters who care about him attacking heroes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I thought targeting McCain woukd kill Trump in his first primary.
It's a minority of voters who care about him attacking heroes.
It's a minority of voters who care about him attacking heroes.
And that's without getting over Gaines' lack of "trauma" by getting beaten by four girls who weren't trans.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
And that's without getting over Gaines' lack of "trauma" by getting beaten by four girls who weren't trans.