Dr. Glaucomflecken
@glaucomflecken.bsky.social
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Jonathan.
Love will not, in fact, bring us together.
September 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Love will not, in fact, bring us together.
Nah why would he eat ticks when he has a magical self replenishing cat food bowl
May 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nah why would he eat ticks when he has a magical self replenishing cat food bowl
Stealing cat food. He knows what he’s doing
May 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Stealing cat food. He knows what he’s doing
He is now obese 🤣
May 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He is now obese 🤣
What it feels like to be vaccinated
May 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
What it feels like to be vaccinated
Over 100, going to the doctor is optional, but if you do go in, you get to have any lab test or imaging study you want. Sestamibi scan? Sure! Cardiac MRI? Why not!
May 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Over 100, going to the doctor is optional, but if you do go in, you get to have any lab test or imaging study you want. Sestamibi scan? Sure! Cardiac MRI? Why not!
I was a nurse’s worst nightmare
May 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was a nurse’s worst nightmare