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Kirk Lazarus
@glassran.bsky.social
· Dec 14
How does someone become a beekeeper? Like how do you end up in that career fr. That’s two jobs I ain’t never heard a kid say they wanted to be when they grow up the mayor and a beekeeper.
She really ain’t flinch. Like she didn’t look surprised or scared she kinda just like ok now imma slide you. I feel like knowing my representative is prepared to throw them bitches is relevant information.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
She really ain’t flinch. Like she didn’t look surprised or scared she kinda just like ok now imma slide you. I feel like knowing my representative is prepared to throw them bitches is relevant information.
I feel like if I was an Algebra teacher I’d have to put it in culturally familiar terms. Make X whether we get to go to McDonalds on the way home or whether you getting a whopping or something lol. Then it’s like ok yeah we can put that together. Them 2s start making a 4
A subject you always struggled with ??
Math for me .
Everything else came so simple
Math for me .
Everything else came so simple
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I feel like if I was an Algebra teacher I’d have to put it in culturally familiar terms. Make X whether we get to go to McDonalds on the way home or whether you getting a whopping or something lol. Then it’s like ok yeah we can put that together. Them 2s start making a 4
*Hits blunt*
Aye why was that nigga playing piano in the dark? They never explained it bro. Thats crazy.
Aye why was that nigga playing piano in the dark? They never explained it bro. Thats crazy.
Dis Belief Surprised GIF
ALT: Dis Belief Surprised GIF
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January 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
*Hits blunt*
Aye why was that nigga playing piano in the dark? They never explained it bro. Thats crazy.
Aye why was that nigga playing piano in the dark? They never explained it bro. Thats crazy.
I don’t know about yall but I like my fingers and toes. I like old people. I think small children should be able to grow old. These temperatures are going to affect the most vulnerable. It starts from the top down so we absolutely have to be coordinated.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I don’t know about yall but I like my fingers and toes. I like old people. I think small children should be able to grow old. These temperatures are going to affect the most vulnerable. It starts from the top down so we absolutely have to be coordinated.
This is the other equally important possibly more terrifying part of the climate crisis. When you spiral out of balance in temperate ranges it’s hot in November and once the new worst part of winter happens it’s far colder in places than it’s supposed to be. -10 in real temperature is wholly insane.
It’s supposedly -10 out in Minneapolis and that still didn’t stop them from executing another innocent person. Smh.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is the other equally important possibly more terrifying part of the climate crisis. When you spiral out of balance in temperate ranges it’s hot in November and once the new worst part of winter happens it’s far colder in places than it’s supposed to be. -10 in real temperature is wholly insane.
@shayllou.bsky.social introduced me to homestead/gardening Sky and I must say. It is very pleasant. Just a good unproblematic group of ladies and gents.
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
@shayllou.bsky.social introduced me to homestead/gardening Sky and I must say. It is very pleasant. Just a good unproblematic group of ladies and gents.
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January 24, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Turtles just be chillin bruh. I bump with that.
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Turtles just be chillin bruh. I bump with that.
Lean in and show yall the meaning of chivalry is a good rap line
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Lean in and show yall the meaning of chivalry is a good rap line
I be trying not to cuss these days fr
January 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I be trying not to cuss these days fr
They shooting at the Mormon church parking lot? During a funeral? Heaven help us all.
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
They shooting at the Mormon church parking lot? During a funeral? Heaven help us all.
I love when I’ve been trying to finish a playlist and I hit a song block. Then the next vibe pops in my head when I’m doing something else.
a close up of a cat 's face with the words `` me musing '' written above it .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words `` me musing '' written above it .
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January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I love when I’ve been trying to finish a playlist and I hit a song block. Then the next vibe pops in my head when I’m doing something else.
I’m glad we can agree this is good.
I married a woman because of the way she rapped Juicy and No Hands.
There were other reasons too. But yeah.
There were other reasons too. But yeah.
I know the women have things they get birdy for LMAO
but men!
what things do the women do that bring it out of you?
i love when women chew gum real hard 🤣 ESPECIALLY if they blow bubbles 😮💨
but men!
what things do the women do that bring it out of you?
i love when women chew gum real hard 🤣 ESPECIALLY if they blow bubbles 😮💨
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I’m glad we can agree this is good.
They simply don’t miss. youtu.be/ZT0kYLeKgl0
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
They simply don’t miss. youtu.be/ZT0kYLeKgl0
The internet was a mistake
SpongeBob is a contraceptive sponge and you can't convince me otherwise
A SPONGE that...
Lives in "Bikini Bottom"
Next to a "starfish"
Best friend is a squirrel named Sandy Cheeks
A SPONGE that...
Lives in "Bikini Bottom"
Next to a "starfish"
Best friend is a squirrel named Sandy Cheeks
a woman in a white coat is standing in front of a door with the word so on her shirt .
ALT: a woman in a white coat is standing in front of a door with the word so on her shirt .
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January 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The internet was a mistake
On the shoulders of giants
happy 99th birthday to the Harlem Globetrotters
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
On the shoulders of giants
Yo wtf was it called a trapper keeper lol
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Yo wtf was it called a trapper keeper lol
…So apparently trees sleep. I wanna know what they be dreaming about.
January 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
…So apparently trees sleep. I wanna know what they be dreaming about.
Sit up straight and unclench your teeth.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Sit up straight and unclench your teeth.
Posts like this are funny to me. Cuz the God I serve hates a thief. They know that right?
I know there's a lot going on, but over here in my weird little state, our already criminally low public schools budget is being drained by a handful of wealthy private Christian schools, and I think that sucks.
7 Religious Schools Collect More than $1M Each in 4 Years from Education Freedom Accounts
Seven private religious schools have received over $1 million each from the Education Freedom Account program over its first four years.
indepthnh.org
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Posts like this are funny to me. Cuz the God I serve hates a thief. They know that right?
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The bunnies are posing for a sculpture they want to commission for Bunada which will be called "Mt. Fluffmore". 🐰🐰🐰🐰
#DailyYoshon #ACookieADay #SnowshiSunday
#DailyYoshon #ACookieADay #SnowshiSunday
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The bunnies are posing for a sculpture they want to commission for Bunada which will be called "Mt. Fluffmore". 🐰🐰🐰🐰
#DailyYoshon #ACookieADay #SnowshiSunday
#DailyYoshon #ACookieADay #SnowshiSunday
Salchipapas. That’s a funny word.
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Salchipapas. That’s a funny word.
@thegatesofmel.blacksky.app l ain’t even gon lie I just scrolled like 5 times on your posts and your account is pretty well rounded. This is the kind of range I need on my skyline. Welcome home.
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
@thegatesofmel.blacksky.app l ain’t even gon lie I just scrolled like 5 times on your posts and your account is pretty well rounded. This is the kind of range I need on my skyline. Welcome home.
Political views about what? Cuz honestly most political issues ain’t really political it’s just something we’ve decided to democratize but there’s a right and wrong answer. Like is gun control really political?
Serious question. Can you date someone with opposing political views as you? This is hard.🥴
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Political views about what? Cuz honestly most political issues ain’t really political it’s just something we’ve decided to democratize but there’s a right and wrong answer. Like is gun control really political?
I seen somebody wearing a gorilla grip hoodie for like conventional reasons and couldn’t help but chuckle. They should start releasing tees and crewneck sweaters with those logos like pop art. That would be dope.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I seen somebody wearing a gorilla grip hoodie for like conventional reasons and couldn’t help but chuckle. They should start releasing tees and crewneck sweaters with those logos like pop art. That would be dope.