Bicurious Oblivion Goblin
@glassduster.bsky.social
Currently not aubrey plaza on twitter.
Both the victor
and the vanquished are
but drops of dew
but bolts of lightning -
thus should we view the world.
Both the victor
and the vanquished are
but drops of dew
but bolts of lightning -
thus should we view the world.
My poops are considered scientifically unusual
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My poops are considered scientifically unusual
The sexiest thing a woman can do is kick you in the balls then shoot you in the head with a gun
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The sexiest thing a woman can do is kick you in the balls then shoot you in the head with a gun
I’m going to kill you but I hope you’re mature enough to not let that affect our professional relationship
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m going to kill you but I hope you’re mature enough to not let that affect our professional relationship
I’m not crashing out, I’m crashing *in* 😉
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m not crashing out, I’m crashing *in* 😉
It’s so cool how everyone is conspiring against me and determined to make me suffer
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s so cool how everyone is conspiring against me and determined to make me suffer
Everyone hates me and wants me to die
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Everyone hates me and wants me to die
I just sucked your girls toes wyd
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I just sucked your girls toes wyd
If you are a hot chick please make sure to post a picture of your post-thanksgiving dookie in the replies to this post 😇🙏
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you are a hot chick please make sure to post a picture of your post-thanksgiving dookie in the replies to this post 😇🙏
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning castration
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning castration
Is there anything sexier than a man who contemplates suicide at the slightest obstacle
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is there anything sexier than a man who contemplates suicide at the slightest obstacle
When you think about it can you really blame Bubba
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When you think about it can you really blame Bubba
Like this post if your peen is at least 0.01 millimeters long
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Like this post if your peen is at least 0.01 millimeters long
Getting sucked off by a tear in space time 😎
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Getting sucked off by a tear in space time 😎
Got my weewee stuck in the industrial vice again 😔
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Got my weewee stuck in the industrial vice again 😔
*loading screen tip*
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
*loading screen tip*
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Just boofed a nest of hornets
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just boofed a nest of hornets
Silicon Valley delenda est
Once again I am calling for the nuclear destruction of Silicon Valley
This is one of the worst, most horrifying exposures we have ever seen. It is hard to overstate how bad the things that people are using tools like for are, and it's insane to pretend like these tools are anything other than nonconsensual porn machines
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Silicon Valley delenda est
Holding in a massive poop and praying for death 😇
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Holding in a massive poop and praying for death 😇
If you like things I don’t you should kill yourself
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you like things I don’t you should kill yourself
I 👏 DONT 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 SHIT 👏 ABOUT 👏 BATMAN 👏
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I 👏 DONT 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 SHIT 👏 ABOUT 👏 BATMAN 👏
When the going gets tough, the tough immediately give up and start posting on twitter about killing themselves
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When the going gets tough, the tough immediately give up and start posting on twitter about killing themselves
Ladies love a man with an average sized peen and skidmarks in all his underwear
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ladies love a man with an average sized peen and skidmarks in all his underwear
I’m gay
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m gay
Who up contemplating pointless self-destruction due to a mild case of the blues
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Who up contemplating pointless self-destruction due to a mild case of the blues