jana 🪷
@glass-of-spiders.bsky.social
in my mind im rotating animals you haven't even heard of btw
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
in my mind im rotating animals you haven't even heard of btw
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
if the hole in the ozone layer was found today I'm sure republicans would deny it existed, call it woke and dei nonsense, and use even more CFCs to "own the libs"
February 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if the hole in the ozone layer was found today I'm sure republicans would deny it existed, call it woke and dei nonsense, and use even more CFCs to "own the libs"
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Because of the TikTok ban, a friend of mine has been talking to a trans girl from Shanghai. She asked what stereotypes exist about trans people in china:
"rust + archlinux"
"rust + archlinux"
January 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Because of the TikTok ban, a friend of mine has been talking to a trans girl from Shanghai. She asked what stereotypes exist about trans people in china:
"rust + archlinux"
"rust + archlinux"
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I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
Reminder that popping your knuckles is off cooldown
January 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reminder that popping your knuckles is off cooldown
*packing for a trip*
Mhm, yes, one outfit for each day. A hat. Backups in case I poop myself eight times. Perfect.
Why???
Mhm, yes, one outfit for each day. A hat. Backups in case I poop myself eight times. Perfect.
Why???
December 22, 2024 at 5:15 AM
*packing for a trip*
Mhm, yes, one outfit for each day. A hat. Backups in case I poop myself eight times. Perfect.
Why???
Mhm, yes, one outfit for each day. A hat. Backups in case I poop myself eight times. Perfect.
Why???
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Really can't recommend looking at the stars thinking about nothing for hours enough
December 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Really can't recommend looking at the stars thinking about nothing for hours enough
hey welcome back from the bathroom. i notice several pimples that were not popped before
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
hey welcome back from the bathroom. i notice several pimples that were not popped before
this page is for ladies' fingers enjoyers ONLY. everyone should admire ladies fingers
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
this page is for ladies' fingers enjoyers ONLY. everyone should admire ladies fingers
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I LOVE TRANS WOMEN
November 16, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I LOVE TRANS WOMEN