GL00MBA
@gl00mba.bsky.social
34 • She/Her • Biblically accurate sparkledog
👾 Pokemon 🔮Tarot/Astrology 💩Shitpostin’
👾 Pokemon 🔮Tarot/Astrology 💩Shitpostin’
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GL00MBA
@gl00mba.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Hiiii looking for active friends on both #PokemonGo and #PokemonTCGP pls add me and ill send you stuff thanks!!
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When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts
Watching videos of Obama and crying like he’s my dead wife
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Watching videos of Obama and crying like he’s my dead wife
In my “harbinger of telling people delibird is pronounced like ‘delivered’ not ‘deli-bird’” era.
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
In my “harbinger of telling people delibird is pronounced like ‘delivered’ not ‘deli-bird’” era.
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Here stands Alex Pretti.
Here stands a man.
Here stands a human being.
Here stands a true patriot.
Unafraid he stands.
Defiant he stands.
His last act, one of caring and love.
Will you stand?
Here stands a man.
Here stands a human being.
Here stands a true patriot.
Unafraid he stands.
Defiant he stands.
His last act, one of caring and love.
Will you stand?
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Here stands Alex Pretti.
Here stands a man.
Here stands a human being.
Here stands a true patriot.
Unafraid he stands.
Defiant he stands.
His last act, one of caring and love.
Will you stand?
Here stands a man.
Here stands a human being.
Here stands a true patriot.
Unafraid he stands.
Defiant he stands.
His last act, one of caring and love.
Will you stand?
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Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
God Pack??? No thanks. I don’t want religion in my pokemon game.
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
God Pack??? No thanks. I don’t want religion in my pokemon game.
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Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
How tf do you people listen to “Vanish into You” without crying jfc 😭
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
How tf do you people listen to “Vanish into You” without crying jfc 😭
My two year old: my foot hurts
Me: your foot hurts??
My two year old: no
Me: ok
Me: your foot hurts??
My two year old: no
Me: ok
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My two year old: my foot hurts
Me: your foot hurts??
My two year old: no
Me: ok
Me: your foot hurts??
My two year old: no
Me: ok
Me: kinda wanna animate a bluey spinoff about Luigi Mangione to radicalize the kids early know what i mean
Kris: Bluigi
Kris: Bluigi
January 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Me: kinda wanna animate a bluey spinoff about Luigi Mangione to radicalize the kids early know what i mean
Kris: Bluigi
Kris: Bluigi
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My favorite part about dog-sitting for friends is the subsequent panic attacks that I have forgotten to let them out…. Weeks after I’m finished helping. 😭
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
My favorite part about dog-sitting for friends is the subsequent panic attacks that I have forgotten to let them out…. Weeks after I’m finished helping. 😭
Me w negative one trillion dollars in the bank account: I want dat gamegrump jacket
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Me w negative one trillion dollars in the bank account: I want dat gamegrump jacket
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Man. How hard is it to actually just...learn to draw. I have always had the belief that anyone can do it if they put the work in. JUST PICK UP A PEN. IT'S EASY.
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Man. How hard is it to actually just...learn to draw. I have always had the belief that anyone can do it if they put the work in. JUST PICK UP A PEN. IT'S EASY.
Opening a booster pack with the phone facing Kris
Me: I’m feelin lucky it’s a god pack isn’t it it’s definitely a god pack
Kris: ya god had a hand in this
The first card:
Me: I’m feelin lucky it’s a god pack isn’t it it’s definitely a god pack
Kris: ya god had a hand in this
The first card:
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Opening a booster pack with the phone facing Kris
Me: I’m feelin lucky it’s a god pack isn’t it it’s definitely a god pack
Kris: ya god had a hand in this
The first card:
Me: I’m feelin lucky it’s a god pack isn’t it it’s definitely a god pack
Kris: ya god had a hand in this
The first card:
Kris holding Max on the couch trying to reach his phone with his foot.
Me: do u need help
Kris: the help I need u can’t give me
Me: bro
Me: do u need help
Kris: the help I need u can’t give me
Me: bro
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Kris holding Max on the couch trying to reach his phone with his foot.
Me: do u need help
Kris: the help I need u can’t give me
Me: bro
Me: do u need help
Kris: the help I need u can’t give me
Me: bro
Max screaming in the living room
Kris: right about now, the funk soul brother
Max: screams louder
Me: why did u think singing Fatboy Slim at her would help
Kris: right about now, the funk soul brother
Max: screams louder
Me: why did u think singing Fatboy Slim at her would help
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Max screaming in the living room
Kris: right about now, the funk soul brother
Max: screams louder
Me: why did u think singing Fatboy Slim at her would help
Kris: right about now, the funk soul brother
Max: screams louder
Me: why did u think singing Fatboy Slim at her would help
Had a small house fire last September and still crying screaming throwing up that our welcome sign said this while the firemen came through. 💀
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Had a small house fire last September and still crying screaming throwing up that our welcome sign said this while the firemen came through. 💀
Me: isn’t it weird how your stomach is just always filled with throw up
Kris: and hair
Me: what
Kris: and hair
Me: what
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Me: isn’t it weird how your stomach is just always filled with throw up
Kris: and hair
Me: what
Kris: and hair
Me: what
Kris: me when the hair inside me finally wakes up
Me: what
Me: what
a person is surrounded by a glowing swirl that says ' i am a ' on the bottom left
ALT: a person is surrounded by a glowing swirl that says ' i am a ' on the bottom left
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January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Kris: me when the hair inside me finally wakes up
Me: what
Me: what
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December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM