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Undertaker. Safely unsafe. Greeting our new normal with rakish disdain. ⒷⓁⓂ︎. Know your value. Psychopomp. Les Enfants Sont Grognons. Crinkum-Crankum. I am the eldest boy!
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If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.
November 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Keep grinding, bro. Mash those buttons.
Elon Musk, who has 11 kids, has played so many hours of Diablo 4 in the last month that he is the 19th-ranked player in the world (as measured by time to beat the hardest dungeon, known as Pit 150). Would require dozens or hundreds of hours of grinding www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
Elon Musk Says He’s A Global Top 20 ‘Diablo 4’ Player, And It’s Actually True
Elon Musk has revealed that he’s one of the top 20 Diablo 4 players in the world, a list which contains only two Americans.
www.forbes.com
November 5, 2024 at 3:31 PM
This chart is heavily flawed, but the discussion is good. Also: Pepper Potts would vote for Trump because she’s about business and mama needs those government contracts.
November 5, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Not to be a Doubting Thomas, but let’s see them scars, bro.
Tucker Carlson says he was attacked in his bed by a "spiritual being" that clawed him and left him "bleeding and scarred."

Big, if true.
November 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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New today on the site:

Our Screwballs issue concludes, with @ambersparks.bsky.social:

“The most enchanting thing about THE HUDSUCKER PROXY is its commitment to the bit.”

(art by @bturnerinfo.bsky.social)
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994): The Style is the Substance
The most enchanting thing about The Hudsucker Proxy is the Coen brothers commitment to the bit.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
November 1, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I need to know every single detail of Harris’s economic plan and what she intends to do in the Middle East.

Also: www.nj.com/politics/202...
Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally?
And why do we even have to ask a question like that?
www.nj.com
November 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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You have to see this most excellent costume!
www.reddit.com
October 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Annual reminder and humble request: if you are costuming today, please take a moment and send a flippy to your old pal, GJ. 🧡
October 31, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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My only complaint about the giant Halloween skeletons is that they're too small. I want them to look like Tolkienesque fallen giants from an ancient civilization, littering the landscape, their ribcages inhabited by people ignorant of their majestic pathos
October 27, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Off to the Nottingham Horror Collective's Halloween Party. Tonight, I'm taking advantage of my post-chemo baldness and going as the Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam from "Dune" (1984).
October 26, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Title of my sex tape.
October 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Harris shouldn’t go on “Hot Ones” unless she takes Walz with her. The best comedy is in contrasts.
October 22, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I just want one reporter to sacrifice their entire career by asking, “Have you lost your fucking mind?” Just once.
TRUMP: Gavin Newscum

MODERATOR: Newsom

TRUMP: That's the first time I've ever been corrected

MODERATOR: There are CEOs out there. If they said that about a rival CEO, they'd be sacked
October 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Searched my photo library for “hell.” This is a very small sample.
October 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
“You people live in a real shithole. Vote for me.”
Trump, speaking in Detroit, says a Kamala Harris presidency will turn nation into Detroit
Trump, In Detroit, Says Harris Presidency Will Turn Nation Into Detroit
www.huffpost.com
October 10, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Worst. Mad Libs. Ever.
September 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Bought a dvd copy of “Short Cuts” so I can combine it with “Birdman” and have a Raymond Carver film festival.

This is a post for zero (0) people
September 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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if they unseat Ted Cruz I will play a free solo show in Austin and the set list will include Golden Boy, Riches & Wonders, Comandante and whatever other oldschool bangers ppl want
Texas will break your heart every time, but I keep hoping
September 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Storm survivor. Birthday boy.
September 12, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Technically, my birthday is tomorrow, but with the hurricane rolling in right at me, there’s a good chance I’ll be powerless tomorrow, so please send those birthday flippies today. Never forget.
September 11, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Confession: I sent the same tasteless birthday card to @kelliebob.bsky.social TWO YEARS IN A ROW. I take photos of every card I send, just to prevent this, but I still did it. It’s a card so heinous, that every time it came up, I thought: “I can’t send this to someone.” But Kellie got it. Twice.
September 7, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Free painting! University of Mississippi Art Museum trail to Rowan Oak. Oxford, MS. @xingcat
August 1, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“Kamala” is short for KamaLouisiana. That’s a free t-shirt idea. Someone please make it.
July 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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Anyone looking for an alternative to #StickerMule : I put together a spreadsheet comparing 40 diff sticker printing companies, you can download it here: tchiechi.gumroad.com/l/wheretoprintstickers
July 15, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Hi, friends.
July 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM