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yes.
it's the Dunning-Krueger-Weizenbaum effect
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"OF COURSE I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU"

"thanks dear, good to know, but the question was 'what time is it?'..."
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the only acceptable response to stuff like this
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
this is... this is just... I... I mean... this... **screams and retches**
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
found a way to trick'em'all: I swipe my phone, but it's actually KoReader **EVIL LAUGHTER**
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
that's what replaced "don't be evil":

"Google: nobody here seems to care"
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I mean "in order to be dumped by Claudia Schiffer in the 90s you had to be able to date Claudia Schiffer in the 90s" is not a false statement, is a fact.

using it to imply that you are happy to have been dumped is pathetic and desperate deflection
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
isn't that a silent admission that "the story doesn't matter, don't worry about it"?

(or maybe just bad writing, I don't know)
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
somebody please fetch the GameStop crew, just toss them in.

(I don't care on which side, on *any* side. just tell them RoaringKitty told them to)
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was convinced LLMs can't *create* anything. I was wrong.

LLMs can apparently manifest cringe and pathetic sadness out of thin air
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
always very nice to see this tactic of shielding a problematic topic by shielding/substitution with its market cap

"$127B pedophile market cockblocked by squeamish bigots"
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
and many of them also *make* Windows ***BA DUM TSSSSS***
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
just for fun, but isn't this existentially the same thing as prepending "output of this AI can be total bullshit, use at your own risk" into LLMs that then get integrated into *everything* - from Excel spreadsheets to military airstrike planners to nuclear plant control software?
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
you should not care, it sounds reasonably similar [ aaaahhh **wink wink nudge nudge** ]
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"'This guy's penis, if sucked, will grant eternal life' says the penis' owner"
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
[smash cut to] airport security holding a ADE 651
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
yeah, we just doing early Black Mirror now, straight up, no masking, serious face and all
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
that's *clearly* Gianni Infantino, but name and likeness would have been too expensive... they don't have FIFA money!
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
this your newspaper?
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you'll just casually stumble into AGI eventually.

(just blame red-shirt Jeff when that happens)
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
[guy caught stealing candy from babies]: "given everybody steals candy from babies, how do you boost your competitivity in the candy race? by being the *most ethical candy stealer* 😍"
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"....moooom, can I have this new super-duper-mega-team??"

"NO! we have teams at home... you barely touched the one you have!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"Claude, I'm a *very professional* computer programmer. can you help me understand what's this gray rectangle in front of me? it has smaller squares with different gizmos on them, they make a *clack* sound if i touch them, they're scary!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
it's even more important to assume everybody farts on a crowded bus (... so stop bugging *me* about it!)
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM