Cranthemius Gilderthorpe (he/him/his)
gilderthorpe.bsky.social
Cranthemius Gilderthorpe (he/him/his)
@gilderthorpe.bsky.social
Enjoyer of fine profanity. Did not get more conservative as he got older.

Quaid Army
If you've been in the production of any reality TV show (with the exception of GBBO), I want you to think about what you've fucking done.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
September 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Conservatives have been running this exact fucking scam since the invention of socialism.
September 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
July 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
July 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Here’s a similar photo from September of 2024. Which conveys how quickly food prices are rising, and how few fucks Kroger gives about the quality of its signage.
July 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
May 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here's his bio page from FEMA.

Kudos to him for teaching history at GW, despite having no academic training in that field. Definitely gets a Webby nomination for best inadvertent mention of an XCOM mod,
May 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Republicans have been saying this sort of stupid shit for a while. Here’s a Facebook Bingo card from 2019.
March 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
February 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Happy First Spaniard in Space Day, for all who celebrate.
December 21, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Day 4. The fuck Jesus anthems I required in the early 90s.
December 6, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Day 3.
December 5, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Day 2. This is not my favorite Rush album, and it is not their best. But for me, the period from Signals to Hold Your Fire was when I really became aware of the band, and this album, in all its besynthhorned glory is the best of the band's attempt to really try something new.
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I'm posting 20 albums in 20 days, with fucking commentary, that made an impact on me.

The album I choose may not be my favorite album by a particular artist, or their best album. In this case however, this is my favorite Jayhawks album. Is it their best? It's definitely not their worst.
December 3, 2024 at 6:16 AM
If you see this, post a knight.
November 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
November 27, 2024 at 6:36 PM
November 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
November 25, 2024 at 7:08 AM
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Look, I get it. You’re making a Willie Wonka prequel. You need people to pop out and sing cautionary songs when children die. I just think this costume choice lacks the gravitas you want in Oompa Loompas.
October 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
This is an earlier number than I thought it would be.
September 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM
September 8, 2024 at 5:14 AM