Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
Chronic masticator.
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
I prefer “ Trump-lickin’ “
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I prefer “ Trump-lickin’ “
Headline should’ve said:
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE WIRE CAN KNOCK DOWN BRIDGES
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE WIRE CAN KNOCK DOWN BRIDGES
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Headline should’ve said:
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE WIRE CAN KNOCK DOWN BRIDGES
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE WIRE CAN KNOCK DOWN BRIDGES
WHAT DO MEAN “MICROCOCK” ISN’T ALLOWED?!
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
WHAT DO MEAN “MICROCOCK” ISN’T ALLOWED?!
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
Is there no where to escape from Trump?
I’m not seeing a lot of fanfare on bluesky today about this, but we in the United States dodged a major fucking bullet today when the Supreme Court decided not to revisit gay marriage. This is a huge victory for decency. Worth celebrating!
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m not seeing a lot of fanfare on bluesky today about this, but we in the United States dodged a major fucking bullet today when the Supreme Court decided not to revisit gay marriage. This is a huge victory for decency. Worth celebrating!
Yep, and gravity & a lack of wings are the only limiting factors on flying humans.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yep, and gravity & a lack of wings are the only limiting factors on flying humans.
I’m never eating pumpkin pie or pumpkin seeds ever again.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m never eating pumpkin pie or pumpkin seeds ever again.
That I’m full of shit?
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
That I’m full of shit?
How it started: How it’s going:
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How it started: How it’s going:
This library is so fancy the books have to wear dust jackets and ties.
(This was Marsh’s, the first public library in Ireland. That room in the distance was used by Jonathan Swift, Bram Stoker & James Joyce for their studies. Not concurrently!)
(This was Marsh’s, the first public library in Ireland. That room in the distance was used by Jonathan Swift, Bram Stoker & James Joyce for their studies. Not concurrently!)
October 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This library is so fancy the books have to wear dust jackets and ties.
(This was Marsh’s, the first public library in Ireland. That room in the distance was used by Jonathan Swift, Bram Stoker & James Joyce for their studies. Not concurrently!)
(This was Marsh’s, the first public library in Ireland. That room in the distance was used by Jonathan Swift, Bram Stoker & James Joyce for their studies. Not concurrently!)
Inside St Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin, they utilize a keg of Guinness as an organ stool, which is so fantastic I’m just beyond agog. (Sir Benjamin Guinness funded the cathedral’s 19th C. renovation)
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Inside St Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin, they utilize a keg of Guinness as an organ stool, which is so fantastic I’m just beyond agog. (Sir Benjamin Guinness funded the cathedral’s 19th C. renovation)
I have nothing funny to say so here’s a rainbow over St Paul’s Cathedral, London. Note the bloke with the 3-foot penis in the middle distance.
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have nothing funny to say so here’s a rainbow over St Paul’s Cathedral, London. Note the bloke with the 3-foot penis in the middle distance.
Here’s the thing: if a majority of American voters elect a felon and convicted fraudster as president, crime ipso facto becomes a core US value. That’s who we are now.
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Here’s the thing: if a majority of American voters elect a felon and convicted fraudster as president, crime ipso facto becomes a core US value. That’s who we are now.
So Jan 6 was an entirely peaceful event but Biden FBI infiltrators sparked widespread violence so it was not a peaceful event except when Ashli Babbitt was killed by federal police for being… peaceful? See it’s all law enforcement’s fault, now go back the blue!
October 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
So Jan 6 was an entirely peaceful event but Biden FBI infiltrators sparked widespread violence so it was not a peaceful event except when Ashli Babbitt was killed by federal police for being… peaceful? See it’s all law enforcement’s fault, now go back the blue!
Pfizer is using The Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop” for vaccine ads because nothing says preventative healthcare like
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Pfizer is using The Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop” for vaccine ads because nothing says preventative healthcare like
Like, this geographic point? Or this particular juncture in my long, tortuous slide toward alcoholism?
October 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Like, this geographic point? Or this particular juncture in my long, tortuous slide toward alcoholism?
(suggested ad slogan)
If you buy another knife brand, you’ll be Wüsthoff!
If you buy another knife brand, you’ll be Wüsthoff!
October 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
(suggested ad slogan)
If you buy another knife brand, you’ll be Wüsthoff!
If you buy another knife brand, you’ll be Wüsthoff!
I have a service dog, in that I spend all day and night servicing his every need.
(I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️)
(I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️)
October 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have a service dog, in that I spend all day and night servicing his every need.
(I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️)
(I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️)
You’re 20% nuts?! Who’s your shrink? I’d kill to be just 20!
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You’re 20% nuts?! Who’s your shrink? I’d kill to be just 20!
The Vice President of the United States just called Allstate, McDonald's, Starbucks, Kit Kat, Venmo, JCPenney, Smirnoff, Instacart, AT&T, Impossible Foods, Credit Karma, PetSmart, Chime, and DiGiorno Pizza “revolting.”
Man this is one pro-business administration!
Man this is one pro-business administration!
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The Vice President of the United States just called Allstate, McDonald's, Starbucks, Kit Kat, Venmo, JCPenney, Smirnoff, Instacart, AT&T, Impossible Foods, Credit Karma, PetSmart, Chime, and DiGiorno Pizza “revolting.”
Man this is one pro-business administration!
Man this is one pro-business administration!
Ireland: Go mall or go home!
September 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Ireland: Go mall or go home!
Ireland: Go mall or go home!
September 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Ireland: Go mall or go home!
Here’s proof that the Tuesday after Labor Day is the ultimate Monday. The New York Times spelling bee won’t approve cockblock!
September 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Here’s proof that the Tuesday after Labor Day is the ultimate Monday. The New York Times spelling bee won’t approve cockblock!
Boston is a downy town!
August 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Boston is a downy town!
So, um, like, what are you waiting for?
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So, um, like, what are you waiting for?