Look, I never had much use for Kriegsministers anyway. But no more Düsenfliegers? Ngl, that one stings a bit.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Look, I never had much use for Kriegsministers anyway. But no more Düsenfliegers? Ngl, that one stings a bit.
Thomas Bahamas
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Thomas Bahamas
Actual license plate encountered in the wild:
HJ WIFE
HJ WIFE
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Actual license plate encountered in the wild:
HJ WIFE
HJ WIFE
It was something of a too-obvious choice to cast Howie Mandel as the voice of Sammy the Singing Squatch on Tyler Sheridan's Yellowstone: the Animated Series; I really think Emo Phillips would have brought something special to the role if given the chance. Still going to watch, buy the lunchbox.
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
It was something of a too-obvious choice to cast Howie Mandel as the voice of Sammy the Singing Squatch on Tyler Sheridan's Yellowstone: the Animated Series; I really think Emo Phillips would have brought something special to the role if given the chance. Still going to watch, buy the lunchbox.
There's going to be a dangerous moment, some time after it happens but before 2028, when the tech billionaires are going to realize that they have squeezed all they can out of the right wing and will want to jump ships to the Democrats.
It will be dangerous because it might work.
It will be dangerous because it might work.
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
There's going to be a dangerous moment, some time after it happens but before 2028, when the tech billionaires are going to realize that they have squeezed all they can out of the right wing and will want to jump ships to the Democrats.
It will be dangerous because it might work.
It will be dangerous because it might work.
"Even Steven" is short for "Eventually Steven." Sooner or later, Steve rolls up and sorts things out.
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
"Even Steven" is short for "Eventually Steven." Sooner or later, Steve rolls up and sorts things out.
Seen at a Catholic church in Trumpland: Black sweatshirt, "Freedom" in white across the front. On back, in white and grey, American flag, hanging from left edge, tattered on right edge. Where you might expect the Thin Blue Line are the words "Charlie Kirk;" below, "American Patriot".
Remarkable.
Remarkable.
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Seen at a Catholic church in Trumpland: Black sweatshirt, "Freedom" in white across the front. On back, in white and grey, American flag, hanging from left edge, tattered on right edge. Where you might expect the Thin Blue Line are the words "Charlie Kirk;" below, "American Patriot".
Remarkable.
Remarkable.
The Lobster (2015)
The party of small government now proposes marriage camps!
Project 2025 at work👇🙄
Project 2025 at work👇🙄
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The Lobster (2015)
Hey kids! If you're uploading a pdf of your resume somewhere, the file name should have your first and last name and look like you did it on purpose. Not firstname's resume.docx.pdf. Not final version.pdf. Not resume (3).pdf. It's a first impression, and a nice thing to do for whoever collates them.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hey kids! If you're uploading a pdf of your resume somewhere, the file name should have your first and last name and look like you did it on purpose. Not firstname's resume.docx.pdf. Not final version.pdf. Not resume (3).pdf. It's a first impression, and a nice thing to do for whoever collates them.
Adam Sandler's gonna have to give Rob Schneider's ex-wife roles in half his future movies
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Adam Sandler's gonna have to give Rob Schneider's ex-wife roles in half his future movies
Looks like shit. Can't imagine a human mind actually enjoying this.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Looks like shit. Can't imagine a human mind actually enjoying this.
However stupid you think this article is, I assure you it is stupider than that. Especially since, like Mr. Policeman, the writer does, in fact, have all the clues but cannot piece them together.
I don't know, Heritage Foundation-tied publication, maybe white liberal women are mad because a federal immigration official shot and killed one of them. And then called her a "bitch"? You know, on camera? www.dailysignal.com/2026/01/27/w...
The Unhinged Rage of White Liberal Women, Explained
Why are white liberal women lashing out against ICE? Is there an underlying rage that we fellas have missed?
www.dailysignal.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
However stupid you think this article is, I assure you it is stupider than that. Especially since, like Mr. Policeman, the writer does, in fact, have all the clues but cannot piece them together.
Doomsday Clock - phooey! Even if you accept the premise that some random guys can arbitrarily decide how close we are to self annihilation, clocks don't work that way. Should have been a Doom Thermometer. They could have had it sticking out of the Vitruvian Man's mouth.
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Doomsday Clock - phooey! Even if you accept the premise that some random guys can arbitrarily decide how close we are to self annihilation, clocks don't work that way. Should have been a Doom Thermometer. They could have had it sticking out of the Vitruvian Man's mouth.
Ironically, Bovino's career was presaged by the popular Latin American toast.
For a time he was arriba. But he was brought abajo. He has now returned Al Centro. He shall (¡Ojalá!) be sent adentro.
For a time he was arriba. But he was brought abajo. He has now returned Al Centro. He shall (¡Ojalá!) be sent adentro.
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Ironically, Bovino's career was presaged by the popular Latin American toast.
For a time he was arriba. But he was brought abajo. He has now returned Al Centro. He shall (¡Ojalá!) be sent adentro.
For a time he was arriba. But he was brought abajo. He has now returned Al Centro. He shall (¡Ojalá!) be sent adentro.
After years of qanon monoculture, the conspiracy theory realm is being allowed to rewild to it's former diversity and splendor. Nature is healing.
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
After years of qanon monoculture, the conspiracy theory realm is being allowed to rewild to it's former diversity and splendor. Nature is healing.
Reposted
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
"We must, indeed, all be hung together, or, most assuredly, we will hang separately."
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"We must, indeed, all be hung together, or, most assuredly, we will hang separately."
Was down at the New Amstedam, staing at this yellow haied gil, M. Jones stikes up a convesation with a black haied flamenco dance...
January 22, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Was down at the New Amstedam, staing at this yellow haied gil, M. Jones stikes up a convesation with a black haied flamenco dance...
Robert Musil: Eigenschaften. Everyone's got 'em, right? But this man here, hehe, well -- I don't want to spoil too much, but I think you'll be surprised.
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Robert Musil: Eigenschaften. Everyone's got 'em, right? But this man here, hehe, well -- I don't want to spoil too much, but I think you'll be surprised.
His mind may be a few slimy wooden pilings slowly rotting into the river where a brothel casino used to stand, but he's still flexible enough to lick his own boots.
Trump: "I don't know, to me, a town looks better when you have military people. These are big, strong guys. Bad guys look at them and say, 'We're not gonna mess with them.'"
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
His mind may be a few slimy wooden pilings slowly rotting into the river where a brothel casino used to stand, but he's still flexible enough to lick his own boots.
Shitcannon 2.0 may never arrive if you don't equip your living room with Shitcannon 1.2.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Shitcannon 2.0 may never arrive if you don't equip your living room with Shitcannon 1.2.
Modern audiences: Ugh, this plot is only possible because the characters act so stupidly.
Ancient Greeks: Paris doomed his city with his dick, Theseus forgot to change his sails, every few weeks someone brags that they're better than the gods. You'll repeat these stories for thousands of years.
Ancient Greeks: Paris doomed his city with his dick, Theseus forgot to change his sails, every few weeks someone brags that they're better than the gods. You'll repeat these stories for thousands of years.
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Modern audiences: Ugh, this plot is only possible because the characters act so stupidly.
Ancient Greeks: Paris doomed his city with his dick, Theseus forgot to change his sails, every few weeks someone brags that they're better than the gods. You'll repeat these stories for thousands of years.
Ancient Greeks: Paris doomed his city with his dick, Theseus forgot to change his sails, every few weeks someone brags that they're better than the gods. You'll repeat these stories for thousands of years.
The soldiers of G.I. Joe go into battle yelling "Yo Joe." This is an homage to the warriors of ancient Greece who would cry "Io Paean!" as they entered the fray. Paean, of course, is Greek for "Joe."
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The soldiers of G.I. Joe go into battle yelling "Yo Joe." This is an homage to the warriors of ancient Greece who would cry "Io Paean!" as they entered the fray. Paean, of course, is Greek for "Joe."
The bank has been robbed by an unmasked man with a distinctive facial scar over half of his face. The scarring is identical to that suffered by the former district attorney. The other half of his face is also the same as the former DA's.
Only the World's Greatest Detective can crack this case.
Only the World's Greatest Detective can crack this case.
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The bank has been robbed by an unmasked man with a distinctive facial scar over half of his face. The scarring is identical to that suffered by the former district attorney. The other half of his face is also the same as the former DA's.
Only the World's Greatest Detective can crack this case.
Only the World's Greatest Detective can crack this case.