Sandra Claus ❄️
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Sandra Claus ❄️
@ghost-waltz.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Seizing the means of prediction (stealing magic 8 balls)
🎶this is how we do it🎶
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🎶this is how we do it🎶
Reposted by Sandra Claus ❄️
Seizing the means of prediction (stealing magic 8 balls)
November 16, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Seizing the means of prediction (stealing magic 8 balls)
hello and yes, welcome to my cult. our Lord and savior is Tim Curry in the film clue, no follow-up questions, unless you are a narc.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hello and yes, welcome to my cult. our Lord and savior is Tim Curry in the film clue, no follow-up questions, unless you are a narc.
proof of life. currently covering two positions at work, both with accompanying cell phones (that I never answer). anyway, i haven't died yet, so: happy friday!
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
proof of life. currently covering two positions at work, both with accompanying cell phones (that I never answer). anyway, i haven't died yet, so: happy friday!
I think It (from It) is my favorite spooky because:
- silly, like Freddy Krueger
- Alien, like the alien from Alien
-kids on bikes, like stand by me and most other Stephen King stiff
-orgy (?)
-adults are bad!
- silly, like Freddy Krueger
- Alien, like the alien from Alien
-kids on bikes, like stand by me and most other Stephen King stiff
-orgy (?)
-adults are bad!
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think It (from It) is my favorite spooky because:
- silly, like Freddy Krueger
- Alien, like the alien from Alien
-kids on bikes, like stand by me and most other Stephen King stiff
-orgy (?)
-adults are bad!
- silly, like Freddy Krueger
- Alien, like the alien from Alien
-kids on bikes, like stand by me and most other Stephen King stiff
-orgy (?)
-adults are bad!
all border states become part of Canada, but have to take on the (mostly shitty) sports teams of the corresponding province.
Look guys I get it if you don’t want us but have you considered that Wisconsin is really good at cheese and the Minnesota accents are hilarious
Also adding Philly immediately gives you a buffer against America that will form a guerilla front at the slightest provocation. Or no provocation tbh
Also adding Philly immediately gives you a buffer against America that will form a guerilla front at the slightest provocation. Or no provocation tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
all border states become part of Canada, but have to take on the (mostly shitty) sports teams of the corresponding province.
there are only two speeds on the 401: 75km and 175km
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
there are only two speeds on the 401: 75km and 175km
reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
reskeet with a time you looked cool
staying cute? in this economy?!?
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
staying cute? in this economy?!?
science has yet to invent a shower too hot for me
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
science has yet to invent a shower too hot for me
the whole team is basically my mum, including the player who is my actual mum
all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the whole team is basically my mum, including the player who is my actual mum
have you considered: gin + peanut butter cups
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
have you considered: gin + peanut butter cups
all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
all the old ladies at darts call me by my full name and it's adorable
"the problem is, you need everybody to get on board. and some people won't be on board. and if you try to make them get on board, now you're doing fascism." - me, a political science genius*
*unverified
*unverified
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"the problem is, you need everybody to get on board. and some people won't be on board. and if you try to make them get on board, now you're doing fascism." - me, a political science genius*
*unverified
*unverified
parenting is getting your kid to roll all the towels and cloths by telling him they're ninja scrolls
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
parenting is getting your kid to roll all the towels and cloths by telling him they're ninja scrolls
Reposted by Sandra Claus ❄️
this has solved the writer's crisis of how to bring him back from the dead
the rumours are true: I am playing the next James Bond
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this has solved the writer's crisis of how to bring him back from the dead
there are simply too many cops. end of statement.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
there are simply too many cops. end of statement.
the 3 of us would be unstoppable
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the 3 of us would be unstoppable
i will accept whatever quest this guy is offering
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i will accept whatever quest this guy is offering
it's adorable hat season
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it's adorable hat season
i can't believe today is not a national holiday; the Edmund Fitzgerald deserves better
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i can't believe today is not a national holiday; the Edmund Fitzgerald deserves better