Emma Hart
@ghet.bsky.social
Medical transcriptionist, erstwhile writer, big on board games, gardening, craft, cricket, social justice and the general superiority of my cat. She/her. Aotearoa/NZ.
🎼 Welcome to the jungle
We’ve got pretty flowers
We’ve got bees and butterflies
That’ll hang around for hours
We’ve got pretty flowers
We’ve got bees and butterflies
That’ll hang around for hours
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🎼 Welcome to the jungle
We’ve got pretty flowers
We’ve got bees and butterflies
That’ll hang around for hours
We’ve got pretty flowers
We’ve got bees and butterflies
That’ll hang around for hours
Did a little impulse buy at the garden centre. #cottagecore
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did a little impulse buy at the garden centre. #cottagecore
I mean, fucking hell, it’s like having a toddler.
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I mean, fucking hell, it’s like having a toddler.
I haven’t even started it yet.
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I haven’t even started it yet.
Perfectly comfortable. Totally fits.
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Perfectly comfortable. Totally fits.
Further to “my garden is fucking bonkers”, the wisteria appears to have snuck all the way through the banksia rose and is making a play for the jasmine.
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Further to “my garden is fucking bonkers”, the wisteria appears to have snuck all the way through the banksia rose and is making a play for the jasmine.
There has been some extremely violent hat redistribution.
September 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There has been some extremely violent hat redistribution.
I ran out of craft projects, so I thought I would occupy myself knitting prem baby clothes for the hospital.
Yeah, I knocked this out in a couple of hours this afternoon…
Yeah, I knocked this out in a couple of hours this afternoon…
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I ran out of craft projects, so I thought I would occupy myself knitting prem baby clothes for the hospital.
Yeah, I knocked this out in a couple of hours this afternoon…
Yeah, I knocked this out in a couple of hours this afternoon…
At this time of year, this Viburnum burkwoodii is the absolute hero of my garden. The scent pools, especially in the evenings.
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At this time of year, this Viburnum burkwoodii is the absolute hero of my garden. The scent pools, especially in the evenings.
See this rose? In the summer, when it does this, I love it. At this time of year, when I have already been pruning the fucker for three weeks and I’m still not finished? I hate it so bad.
August 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
See this rose? In the summer, when it does this, I love it. At this time of year, when I have already been pruning the fucker for three weeks and I’m still not finished? I hate it so bad.
Reflecting the colours of company brand. Probably. In there somewhere.
July 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reflecting the colours of company brand. Probably. In there somewhere.
Three kererū arsing about by the entrance to the Botanic Gardens today.
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Three kererū arsing about by the entrance to the Botanic Gardens today.
Not sure I’ve captured this, but someone has done… this to a bush in the Botanic Gardens so it looks like a kiwi.
June 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Not sure I’ve captured this, but someone has done… this to a bush in the Botanic Gardens so it looks like a kiwi.
This has perked up what has otherwise been a fairly shithouse week.
June 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This has perked up what has otherwise been a fairly shithouse week.
Swift Whip’s have the name on the wheel.
June 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Swift Whip’s have the name on the wheel.
So I did another What the Cat Saw, though I have swapped the Siamese in the pattern for a tuxedo like our much-missed Jeeves.
May 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So I did another What the Cat Saw, though I have swapped the Siamese in the pattern for a tuxedo like our much-missed Jeeves.
In most of my house, artwork is given a good clear stretch of wall. On the other hand, this is my “office” and clearly I am not finished yet.
May 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In most of my house, artwork is given a good clear stretch of wall. On the other hand, this is my “office” and clearly I am not finished yet.
Good to know, Computer, good to know.
April 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Good to know, Computer, good to know.
Face-first in fudge. Same with chocolate chip biscuits. But yeah, it’s weird isn’t it because they’re not supposed to be able to taste sweet
April 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Face-first in fudge. Same with chocolate chip biscuits. But yeah, it’s weird isn’t it because they’re not supposed to be able to taste sweet
My latest finished project, which I absolutely love.
April 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My latest finished project, which I absolutely love.
Yeah, pretty sure this is not the Bottle Lake fire we’ve been told not to worry about, this is a new fire. And that is thick, very black smoke so I will be spending the rest of this lovely day inside
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah, pretty sure this is not the Bottle Lake fire we’ve been told not to worry about, this is a new fire. And that is thick, very black smoke so I will be spending the rest of this lovely day inside
Man, from here it looks like a very uncontrolled burn in Bromley.
April 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Man, from here it looks like a very uncontrolled burn in Bromley.