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25 | He/Him | Hi! I write smutty fanfic about robots, monsters, aliens, and weird guys! I'll be linking my posts on Ao3 as I make them.

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Deflemask has a bunch of the retro ones that were on old Sega's and arcade machines
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don't have a voice claim, but I imagined a sort of deep rambly voice
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh, I guess we'll never know. How disappointing...
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh, that would be rather awesome! Who would this person be, my liege?
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Probably a PKM 1 fic in a no-wife AU, Olimar finds reader in a separate crash and they have to survive together...

The untamed wilderness takes a toll on Captain Olimar, but you're more than willing to help him "recover" :)

Might have a little musk, breeding, cuddling I'm thinking? I'm not sure
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I KNOWWWW
I NEED to write an Olimar/reader smutfic once the semester is up...
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*beg
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I guess I place a high premium on getting a reaction out of someone, and he seems like the kinda guy who I could get to bug, who would react strongly, and who would cum fast :)
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Idk, I like a guy who is just a pinch pathetic but not shy, and also really clingy... He also just seems nice enough, if a bit brash. He's not at the top of my "would" list by any means, but he's been growing on me...
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Something about Sam's pathetic vibes making every single freak and weirdo feel a compulsion to stuff him so full that they have plenty to grab onto when they feel like groping his chest and stomach is such a compelling dynamic
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You're joking...
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Woke computer games be like
Girlbrush Threepwood
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
He may be trapped in the box... But at least he never has to worry about feeling lonely!!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It is fine to do things for horny reasons. Gooners are bad because they're thoughtless and tend to push heteronormative or misogynist crap without questioning anything, not because they like thinking about things that get them going.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What's up?
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM