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George Hahn
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Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.
Good morning. ☕️
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
To quote Mel Robbins: Let them. And be sure to charge them a fuckton for everything. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
The Ultrarich Are Spending a Fortune to Live in Extreme Privacy
In Miami and elsewhere, the wealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.
www.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Good morning. ☕️
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We are living in the revenge of tacky, tasteless, charmless, boring, unfunny, and unfuckable rich losers who are furious that we didn’t laugh at their jokes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The media landscape is over fueled by outsized personalities who think they’re a lot more interesting and insightful than they actually are. (On the receiving end, we have an excitable audience that is easily impressed.)
Scott Jennings is profoundly not bright.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Scott Jennings is profoundly not bright.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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This is worth every second
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Tonight’s movie: “American Psycho” (2000), directed by Mary Harron
American Psycho (2000 Movie) Trailer - Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, Chloe Sevigny
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Omg, you guys… NYC is a total hellscape… again…

Also, the @profgalloway.com @karaswisher.bsky.social @pivotpod.bsky.social fan club is everywhere.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Kimmel’s emotional vulnerability in the face of loss is always deeply affecting. Real men cry. Condolences to Jimmy and his team on the show.
Jimmy Kimmel Remembers His Best Friend and Bandleader Cleto Escobedo III
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by George Hahn
“… that dog that hasn’t barked is Trump.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
First listen, every morning. Support public media.
House Shutdown Vote, Aviation Challenges, USS Ford Heads to the Caribbean
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November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Anything that forces Kim Davis to fuck off turns me on.
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump wants the Supreme Court to intervene so that disadvantaged American children can go hungry.
Trump demands supreme court intervene after judges reject bid to halt Snap funding
Appeals court rejects administration’s legal effort and orders officials to pay November’s food aid benefits in full
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Doing Don’s show is always a great way to end the week. @donlemonofficial.bsky.social
Lemon LIVE at 5 | Donald Trump & MAGA are FAILING! - November 7th, 2025
YouTube video by Don Lemon
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Couple of questions for the people who said they'd leave NYC if Mamdani won... How much do you want for your apartment? And when can we come and see it?
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM