Anyone in city government who makes noises about "efficiencies" or "savings" while simultaneously pledging no reductions in CPD spending is either kidding themselves or kidding you.

You cannot meaningfully shrink a budget without touching its largest operating expenses and debt drivers.

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…stolen valet. 😎

Drive? In THIS? Oh honey. The city pays professionals to do that for me.

More than trace amounts of uranium, for those of us with the original Fiestaware red sets.

Well, there's those first seven notes of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" that are supposedly tucked into Elphaba's theme. 🤷‍♂️

Duru's is still around! Just north of the Thompson Center on LaSalle. (And presumably will still do you a wild lining if you want one, although who knows.)