Geoduck
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52 y/o he/him | disappointed by Bill Clinton | radicalized by W | disillusioned by Obama | horrified by Trump | unimpressed by Biden | re: Trump II, we’re all dead
He’s just following Trump’s lead!
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
He’s just following Trump’s lead!
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Isn’t lying about the scope of a renovation project exactly what Trump did with the east wing?
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Isn’t lying about the scope of a renovation project exactly what Trump did with the east wing?
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Me: Please,
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Me: Please,
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
I think they are seriously underestimating the impact of Musk being a complete cunt.
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I think they are seriously underestimating the impact of Musk being a complete cunt.
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
2025, it’s not too late to give me the obituary that I’d love to see!
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
2025, it’s not too late to give me the obituary that I’d love to see!
In any reasonable world, the AG would appoint a special prosecutor regarding Epstein. But no. Not in today’s Cult ‘Merica.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In any reasonable world, the AG would appoint a special prosecutor regarding Epstein. But no. Not in today’s Cult ‘Merica.
Imagine press (other than 40 Minutes) refusing to report on a crime simply because the perpetrator refused to make a comment. Oh we had this great piece on a serial killer. But they wouldn’t comment. Oh well, have to kill the story.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine press (other than 40 Minutes) refusing to report on a crime simply because the perpetrator refused to make a comment. Oh we had this great piece on a serial killer. But they wouldn’t comment. Oh well, have to kill the story.
Part of being a statesman in a democracy is keeping one’s composure working to find common ground. Instead we have a childish, overreactive dictator.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Part of being a statesman in a democracy is keeping one’s composure working to find common ground. Instead we have a childish, overreactive dictator.
MS Teams just set my status as “Idle”. Not “Away” not “Be right back.” — Fuck you, Teams. You don’t know anything about my life.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
MS Teams just set my status as “Idle”. Not “Away” not “Be right back.” — Fuck you, Teams. You don’t know anything about my life.
You should not only return your cart to the store, you should take two with you. Exceptions for people with small children or people with disabilities.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
You should not only return your cart to the store, you should take two with you. Exceptions for people with small children or people with disabilities.
I love taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce acetaminophen
As Trump ties Tylenol to autism, doctors raise alarms
U.S. officials will issue a warning label on Tylenol for those who are pregnant, a move that contradicts the guidance from the major medical societies.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce acetaminophen
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What movie do you consider perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What movie do you consider perfect?
I think DHHS should now be called Department of Pestilence. That’s what it is promoting now.
'Crazy': Top Trump advisor mocked after claiming RFK Jr. is a 'public health expert'
www.alternet.org
'Crazy': Top Trump advisor mocked after claiming RFK Jr. is a 'public health expert'
twp.ai
August 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think DHHS should now be called Department of Pestilence. That’s what it is promoting now.
It is amazing to me how normalized it has become to use government agents and resources for political purposes. This sort of thing would bring impeachment in any other era.
How a Frantic Scouring of the Epstein Files Consumed the Justice Dept. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/u...
How a Frantic Scouring of the Epstein Files Consumed the Justice Dept. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/u...
How a Frantic Scouring of the Epstein Files Consumed the Justice Dept.
www.nytimes.com
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It is amazing to me how normalized it has become to use government agents and resources for political purposes. This sort of thing would bring impeachment in any other era.
How a Frantic Scouring of the Epstein Files Consumed the Justice Dept. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/u...
How a Frantic Scouring of the Epstein Files Consumed the Justice Dept. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/u...
And thus, Luigi.
Health Insurers Are Denying More Drug Claims, Data Shows www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/h...
Health Insurers Are Denying More Drug Claims, Data Shows www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/h...
Health Insurers Are Denying More Drug Claims, Data Shows
www.nytimes.com
July 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And thus, Luigi.
Health Insurers Are Denying More Drug Claims, Data Shows www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/h...
Health Insurers Are Denying More Drug Claims, Data Shows www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/h...
I kept wondering where they dug up all the evil fascist pricks to serve in ICE. But of course, then someone pointed out correctional officers. Makes perfect sense.
April 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I kept wondering where they dug up all the evil fascist pricks to serve in ICE. But of course, then someone pointed out correctional officers. Makes perfect sense.
I am fully in support of shaming Tesla owners and protesting dealerships. But why are we so reluctant to shame X users and companies that use X?
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I am fully in support of shaming Tesla owners and protesting dealerships. But why are we so reluctant to shame X users and companies that use X?
Dear ICE: in case you were wondering, you are the baddies.
April 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dear ICE: in case you were wondering, you are the baddies.
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You’ve really shown the world what security means to you, by using an unsecured app to discuss your nefarious plot to kill people to “send a message”. Fuck off, you pathetic couch fucker.
REPORTER: The president said today, 'We have to have Greenland.' By being here today, are you also conveying that message?
JD VANCE: We can't just ignore the president's desires ... this island is not safe.
JD VANCE: We can't just ignore the president's desires ... this island is not safe.
March 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You’ve really shown the world what security means to you, by using an unsecured app to discuss your nefarious plot to kill people to “send a message”. Fuck off, you pathetic couch fucker.
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"There’s no messiah who will sweep in and make everything better. That’s up to you and me."
Fighting Back: A Citizen’s Guide to Resistance | Ordinary people have more power than they know.
Read it + share it with a friend:
Fighting Back: A Citizen’s Guide to Resistance | Ordinary people have more power than they know.
Read it + share it with a friend:
Fighting Back: A Citizen’s Guide to Resistance
Ordinary people have more power than they know.
newrepublic.com
March 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"There’s no messiah who will sweep in and make everything better. That’s up to you and me."
Fighting Back: A Citizen’s Guide to Resistance | Ordinary people have more power than they know.
Read it + share it with a friend:
Fighting Back: A Citizen’s Guide to Resistance | Ordinary people have more power than they know.
Read it + share it with a friend:
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