The four humours: inflammation (fire, irritable), 5G (air, optimistic), vaccines (water, calm), and ultra-processed foods (earth, sad).

Jess is a standup guy.

Wish you'd gotten into this while we were in town.

Wishing you a clear diagnosis, cheap meds, and a swift, easy, and complete recovery.

Leftover turkey sammich YES. In a soup or casserole or something yes. Straight on the plate not so much.

Exactly.

The old Jim Crow era folks were the same about gay people as they were about Black people: in theory they were awful and don't let your kid marry/be one, but don't mess with their individual people in that demographic.

Having the boob squish this morning and I had this the other way leaving the house.

That shit didn't fly for some of us who have memories of the Reagan era! As an early Gen Xer, my people have so much hate for Reaganism.

But yes, this is like the way younger folks have never seen Rs that weren't mustache-twirling villains trying to shut down the government.

Bruce bait: successful!