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Geno Crowley
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Moving like a parallelogram.

Never ever bloody anything ever. That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.

The Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away.

YNWA.
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Geno Crowley @genocrowley.bsky.social · Nov 12
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Norman Bettison was knighted by the state and you fuckin have the cheek to ask why we boo your anthem

Fuck off #JFT97
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I ALWAYS reassure oncoming traffic that there isn't a speed camera up ahead by flashing my headlights and, with my palm facing down, raising and lowering my hand in a 'no need to panic' kind of gesture. D Williams, Donegal
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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IN THE event of a catastrophic oil-spill at sea, haven't the likes of Shell and BP considered throwing a load of sliced mushrooms on the slick? Them bastards hoover up all the oil in the pan when I'm trying to do a fry-up. Plus, a bedraggled cormorant might appreciate a snack whilst waiting to be rescued. Eldon Furse, email
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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EVERYONE in the Zoom meeting knows you have just farted when you click mute for 5 seconds. Especially if, when you unmute, your wife yells at you from the next room to stop farting. Prince Asbo, Fokestone
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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MONOCLE wearers. Whenever you are surprised by something, emphasis that surprise by letting the optical device fall from your eye. Dog Poo Magoo, Bognor Regis
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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19.35 SOME MUTHAS DO 'AVE 'EM Hardhitting US re-imagining of the classic 80#s sitcom farce starring Ice-T as Franklin Spence III. Franklin's attempts to find a new job get off to a bad start when this cat does a whoopsie on the sidewalk and the local gangbangers decided to put a cap in its ass.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Magazine Top Tip: Banks: Convince people that you're not a bunch of soulless leeches who brought the country to the brink of bankruptcy, by having a northern person read a poem in your adverts. Matt G, London
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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IN ALL the nature programmes I've watched. I have never seen a lion having a shite. Come on, Attenborough pull your finger out and film the King of the Jungle laying a cable. Markington Scales, Barnsley
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Me flirting
Homer Simpson with a table full of empty Duff cans
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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YOU GET A GODDAMNED JOB BEFORE SUNDOWN, OR WE'RE SHIPPIN' YA OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THE GODDAMNED FINKELSTEIN...SHIT.. KID, CHARLIE BROWN!
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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads, Charlie Brown.
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Are the lambs still screaming, charlie brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I WISH airline pilots would just fly their planes without showing off and doing a fucking wheelie every time they take off. What a bunch of one-trick ponies. D Williams, Donegal
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Hey @bsky.app it's pretty good on here, but... you really ought to consider revamping your News/Search function and, dare I say it, make it more like Twitter.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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WHEN YOU think of the unfathomable size of the universe, aren't all football matches local derbies', relatively speaking? If we accept this as true, it would raise the excitement of every game immeasurably and increase the level of hatred amongst rival fans the world over. Lee Nover, Clifton
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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OUTER Space drama makers. Set the fictitious year of your show at least 500 years into the future, thus avoiding your predictions being proved embarrassingly wrong within your own lifetime. Eldon Furse, Leeds
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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SOAP writers. Shock viewers by having your couple at the altar NOT get married. Always make sure that something goes wrong just at the last minute. It happened in Jane Eyre but don't think I can recall it ever happening since. Soapy Bubbles, Walford
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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For some reason, seeing Phil with long hair just adds more evidence to my "Phil is Bernard Bresslaw" theory #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM