Wesley 🍥
@generichumanoid.bsky.social
He/they, PNWer, recovering liberal since 2016, 32% unhinged and rising.
My main goal is to be at once completely honest and forthright, yet also completely incomprehensible.
My main goal is to be at once completely honest and forthright, yet also completely incomprehensible.
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Wesley 🍥
@generichumanoid.bsky.social
· May 16
I got my master's degree is from the Jovian Institute of Advanced Imbecility, so I know stupid when I see it.
Why isn't road piracy a bigger thing? Like it's apparently lucrative enough to steal packages off peoples' porches, but not to steal a whole delivery van? Make this make sense.
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Why isn't road piracy a bigger thing? Like it's apparently lucrative enough to steal packages off peoples' porches, but not to steal a whole delivery van? Make this make sense.
"Shit's terrible" says congresswoman who made shit terrible.
Things are terrible, but we need to be strategic right now.
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
"Shit's terrible" says congresswoman who made shit terrible.
Fuck you and the pale horse you rode in on!
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Fuck you and the pale horse you rode in on!
If DHS is "reformed" and not systematically dismantled, all of this will happen again.
The Senate bill is rooted in the idea that we just need to get BP/ICE "back to" only terrorizing people we deem worthy of being terrorized, and not White people. The exact problematic understanding people have been trying to warn against... While a lot of White people insisted that concern was silly
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If DHS is "reformed" and not systematically dismantled, all of this will happen again.
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov you have blood on your hands.
Abolish ICE.
Replace all Vichy Democrats.
Replace all Vichy Democrats.
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov you have blood on your hands.
I think I understand suicide bombers now.
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I think I understand suicide bombers now.
Are you an unemployable loser? Join ICE! We'll give you a gun!
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Are you an unemployable loser? Join ICE! We'll give you a gun!
Will never not laugh at the fact that Been Franklin was on Great Replacement theory, but it was "swarthy" Germans coming over and ruining his precious WASP America.
We're almost back there these days, but if you can't laugh you'll cry.
We're almost back there these days, but if you can't laugh you'll cry.
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Will never not laugh at the fact that Been Franklin was on Great Replacement theory, but it was "swarthy" Germans coming over and ruining his precious WASP America.
We're almost back there these days, but if you can't laugh you'll cry.
We're almost back there these days, but if you can't laugh you'll cry.
Screw you guys, this was a good one.
Walked out of Avatar 3 unsure if the message was "Kill All Colonizers" or "A White Boy can be Indigenous if he grows a dreadlock"
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Screw you guys, this was a good one.
Not to be a RETVRN guy, but sodium street lighting was cool. LEDs are probably more energy efficient or cheaper to maintain or something, but I miss outside being orange in the middle of the night.
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Not to be a RETVRN guy, but sodium street lighting was cool. LEDs are probably more energy efficient or cheaper to maintain or something, but I miss outside being orange in the middle of the night.
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“They need better training” is just the liberal way of wanting nothing to change but also wanting to feel good about nothing changing
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“They need better training” is just the liberal way of wanting nothing to change but also wanting to feel good about nothing changing
The most effective thing the FBI has ever done was dismantle the Black Panthers.
This shit wouldn't be happening if ICE had to face armed members of the communities they're attacking.
This shit wouldn't be happening if ICE had to face armed members of the communities they're attacking.
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 AM
The most effective thing the FBI has ever done was dismantle the Black Panthers.
This shit wouldn't be happening if ICE had to face armed members of the communities they're attacking.
This shit wouldn't be happening if ICE had to face armed members of the communities they're attacking.
I'm a single issue voter: Death to America
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I'm a single issue voter: Death to America
Out: Spotify Wrapped
In: Year in Transit
In: Year in Transit
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Out: Spotify Wrapped
In: Year in Transit
In: Year in Transit
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Donald Trump is doing colonialism the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Donald Trump is doing colonialism the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Walked out of Avatar 3 unsure if the message was "Kill All Colonizers" or "A White Boy can be Indigenous if he grows a dreadlock"
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Walked out of Avatar 3 unsure if the message was "Kill All Colonizers" or "A White Boy can be Indigenous if he grows a dreadlock"
Historians: if Slavic people had darker skin, would Churchill have sided with the Axis in WW2?
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Historians: if Slavic people had darker skin, would Churchill have sided with the Axis in WW2?
Paying $18 dollars a month for pills that keep me from wanting to kill myself
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Paying $18 dollars a month for pills that keep me from wanting to kill myself
BREAKING: Santa Claus implicated in Epstein sex trafficking ring following Dec. 19 file release
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
BREAKING: Santa Claus implicated in Epstein sex trafficking ring following Dec. 19 file release
Americans should count ourselves lucky Super Bowl 67 is years away.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Americans should count ourselves lucky Super Bowl 67 is years away.
I'm joining the War on Christmas on the side of whatever force is trying to destroy Christmas if only to find out who they are and what their goal is.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm joining the War on Christmas on the side of whatever force is trying to destroy Christmas if only to find out who they are and what their goal is.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
I feel like I'm a prime target for some new cult that will grow out of opposition to llms and gen. ai.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I feel like I'm a prime target for some new cult that will grow out of opposition to llms and gen. ai.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
Being racist against the Dutch.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Being racist against the Dutch.
Medical defenestration
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Medical defenestration
A bumper sticker that says: "Not A Student / Please Road Rage @ Me"
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A bumper sticker that says: "Not A Student / Please Road Rage @ Me"