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Cait 🦇
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They just broke out a Ronald Reagan piñata
Cait at a party. She’s wearing a black mesh shirt and a collar. She polls like she’s having fun
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
gendercoffin.bsky.social
a screenshot of a git commit with the text "I stand by my fucking words, typescript".
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Fun stories from code land. I'll explain!
A screen of colorful text. It reads: // Fun stories from coding land! // Check this out. We're going to fetch a DatasheetTemplate, // which is a distinct superset of ObservationPayload. // It has the additional properties `name` and `active`. try { const datasheetTemplate = await firstValueFrom(modal.afterClosed()); // So we've got this datasheet if (!datasheetTemplate) { throw new Error('No datasheet selected'); } // PROBLEM: The function we're going to call, useDatasheet, doesn't accept DatasheetTemplate, // it accepts DatasheetTemplate's ancestor ObservationPayload which does NOT // have `name` or `active. // So you could say datasheetTemplate.name = 'Moomintroll.'; datasheetTemplate.active = true; // And we have thereby rendered datasheetTemplate DISTINCTLY a DatasheetTemplate // and not an ObservationPayload. There's a property that's not allowed! // But look. We can call useDatasheet and lo and behold, TypeScript doesn't complain! this.useDatasheet(datasheetTemplate); // you can use an object that is DISTINCTLY a superset of another object and it's OK. // What's up with that, TypeScript? 😜
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
gendercoffin.bsky.social
Clean Cait update
Cait shirtless with wet hair. She has a key necklace and tattoos of crows on her shoulders
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
gendercoffin.bsky.social
She did a little mrrow as she jumped up to sit with me
Cait leaning over on a futon with a tabby cat relaxing
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
gendercoffin.bsky.social
dang i love being transgender
cait with a blurry background. she's got dark eyeliner and is wearing a grey heathered hoodie. she's cute!!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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My pervert wife bought a robotic clit sucker
Cait holding a device. It’s red and is made is two pieces connected by a cord. One part goes in your pussy another end has a mouth that goes on your clit. It’s ridiculous
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I was raised on these streets
A scene of a street battle in the game Deus Ex. It's very low poly and turn of the millennium
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I got a fancy coder font, I'm partial to the 'f's
a screenshot of colorful code effect(() => { const ids = this.selectedIds(); if (this.control().value !== ids) { this.control().patchValue(ids); } });
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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aesthetic
a map of north america with a dashed thick blue line overlying Maine and the Maritimes with a green blob over Maine.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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We’re getting Chinese food!
Cait with a green dot behind her. She’s wearing a black dress with a mesh shirt underneath and a key necklace and she’s got crow tattoos on her arms
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I’m taking the whole week off, go me
Cait sitting in her futon wearing a grey pia fraus t shirt with the collar going over her shoulder with her crow tattoo peeking through. She looks messy and cute and tired
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Oh yeah I like how I look
Cait nude in her bathroom leaning toward the camera. She’s wearing a collar and she has crow tattoos on her shoulders. She’s smiling knowingly
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Saturday night awoooooo
Cait in her bathroom wearing a mushroom print bra. She’s got cute cute tattoos on her shoulders and she’s wearing a collar. Behind her is a piece of furry art reading “sanitize your hands not your pride”.
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Had a lovely time getting breakfast at the dive diver
Cait sitting in a dinner booth holding a coffee cup. She looks upbeat and happy and is wearing a key necklace August sitting in a diner booth wearing a light colored sweater and smiling
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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This was twenty bucks and it’s fucking gorgeous
Cait’s hand holding a clear square perfume bottle of amber liquid labeled Honey Oud
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Some days I can’t stop myself from working. Others, like today, I expect myself to maintain that high throughput indefinitely and end up kicking myself for not being more productive.

(Monster Java time)
Cait holding a can of monster Java. She’s wearing a key necklace
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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When I realized I'd made a Rube Goldberg machine for just returning a value I burst out laughing
Colorful source code on a black background. if (field.value && typeof field.value === 'string') { const [lat, lng] = field.value .split(',') .map((c) => parseFloat(c)) .filter((n) => !isNaN(n)); if (lat && lng) { return `${lat},${lng}`; } }
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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a woman on an airplane with the text "the flight attendants just said mascs with straps will drop from the ceiling 🙏👀". she's doing a little thing with her hand and her hair as if she's getting a little light in the loafers
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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It's going to take forever to get here because it's being made to order in China but I just ordered this adorable COAT and it's got a HOOD
a model wearing a dark green wool coat with a flared design. they've got leather ankle boots on and large shades
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I was feeling like an absolute troll after the misgendering incident earlier and then I took this selfie
Cait wearing a “protect trans kids” shirt. She’s got crow tattoos on her arms and a key necklace and sheer looks messy and pretty
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I got an email that I had received a payout for a Facebook class-action lawsuit and I checked out the links and it was from a legit class action clearinghouse and I had been awarded a whopping $17.34 which I got on a prepaid Visa card. I wanted something frivolous so I went on Amazon and bought this
A red cardboard box with Arabic and English text (I can't read the Arabic) reading "Layali Rouge Swiss Arabian Concentrated Perfume Oil". Next to it is a bottle with a poppy on it
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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For reference
A kitty cat asleep with her leg stretched out against Cait’s leg in Carhartts. She’s got a very fluffy tummy
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Oh to be this relaxed
A grey tabby cat sleeping with her paws wrapped around her face
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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There were no signs (2002)
cait and her sister inside the tiny cabin cait built. they are both smiling and cait looks very girly with long hair
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM