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"Jess, why is it taking you so long to finish your Glass Onion video?" Cuz I keep finding new things and I don't know if I need to pull out my tin foil hat or Johnson and Co. was in fact cooking this hard

Like how we get this mirror shot of Andi after we hit the third act
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Inspo pic, before and after

(I'm not gonna do alt text but the first pic is an earlength curly pixie cut, probably with a v cut in the back. Hair before was too boxy. Current cut has a but more shape but I definitely need to style it and let my short spot in the front grow more)
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My sister keeps buying Gizmo more toys because she's becoming That Grandparent

Meanwhile, he keeps stealing and playing with this random Atlantis toy
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Then we get our group picture which is not helping my theory that F1 is just The Real Housewives of Monaco!!
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There's also the rumor of his true bio dad being Castro
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
DID MILES PUT AN EVIL EYE ON HIS INVITATION?!?!
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A story in 3 parts
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This conversation was inspired by me looking for a candle snuffer for Aunt Okoye and acknowledging that while I adore this, this doesn't match her house's vibe
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My go-to for things I don't like is "I can't connect with the art" because that's what it is. There's art that I love thats kinda hollow & dumb and there's stuff that was well made but ain't my thing. It's fine

It's still hard to fight that knee-jerk reaction of "BOOO THIS THING!!!" though
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
BREAKING NEWS SOMEONE HAS DISMANTLED OUR DEADBOLT LOCK.

According to witnesses, the lock component was already sticking out and was unable to stop him from pulling it out, allowing all the pins and screws fall inside the chamber. Residents can lock the door only from the inside
August 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
SisJugglerTheEldest, NieceJuggler and Gizmo went to the zoo and brought us back gifts!
August 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They also have this absolute beauty that always gets me strange looks in public. (Probably because they aren't as comforted by the message as I am)
August 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Good to know

The leapfrog computer in question, BTW
August 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It got its blood sacrifice so my theory is clearly accurate

We have a working stove again!
July 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nah, I stand with the Iron Sheik.

That jabroni SUCKS
June 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
MY CHILDREN!!!
June 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reading the last few episodes of Wayne Family Adventures and thought we all needed to read this
June 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Singapore grand prix race circuit????
June 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
June 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I've been in Dallas when it's been 112 and barely blinked an eye at the heat.

Meanwhile, this day nearly took me out. Felt like I was walking through soup
June 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Target acquired. Yall are bad influence

Also, Gizmo keeps staring at it and imma have to fight an actual baby
June 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He's 20 bucks at Kroger. Talk me out of it
June 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Someone else do the alt text for this. I left my house at 10, came back at 1, changed clothes and left at 1:40 and only came back home at 9. My brain is GONE
June 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Curl in question

I'm too lazy to do a proper alt text. It's a close-up on a black woman's face, predominantly around her hair to highlight a particular lock of curls sticking out
May 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM