Brian Heaton
@geekdownrange.bsky.social
Wrangler of bytes and RF. (Network engineer) Enjoys wood projects and working on old vehicles. Opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employer. He/Him
"Turn down the TV sound and listen to the game on KRLD 1080." A commercial I remember from childhood. Give it a year, the sports betting ads will hit the radio commentary too.
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Turn down the TV sound and listen to the game on KRLD 1080." A commercial I remember from childhood. Give it a year, the sports betting ads will hit the radio commentary too.
Yes - "Joe Dude will attempt a 57 yard whatsit. Head on over to Daft Beings dot com to place wagers and parlays on plays just kike this......"
(Silly names to avoid bots)
(Silly names to avoid bots)
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yes - "Joe Dude will attempt a 57 yard whatsit. Head on over to Daft Beings dot com to place wagers and parlays on plays just kike this......"
(Silly names to avoid bots)
(Silly names to avoid bots)
This is the most maddening part. They know we skip commercials so they've now started doing quick bits during the main broadcast
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This is the most maddening part. They know we skip commercials so they've now started doing quick bits during the main broadcast
Would that make it the "John Scalzi Memorial Chair?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Would that make it the "John Scalzi Memorial Chair?"
I think I've seen this cartoon
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think I've seen this cartoon
He needs a small sample to properly do his job as quality control inspector
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
He needs a small sample to properly do his job as quality control inspector
That is a looooong time on I35
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That is a looooong time on I35
Narrator voice - "Both ideas were actually really stupid."
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Narrator voice - "Both ideas were actually really stupid."
Wouldn't that require a constitutional amendment? Though it will take longer, reversing the SCOTUS presidential immunity decision is the one I think is more likely.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wouldn't that require a constitutional amendment? Though it will take longer, reversing the SCOTUS presidential immunity decision is the one I think is more likely.
Maintain low tones! Maintain low tones!
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Maintain low tones! Maintain low tones!
Puppster knows the rules of life - If you're touching one of your favorite humans, the world is 500% better and safer.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Puppster knows the rules of life - If you're touching one of your favorite humans, the world is 500% better and safer.
Whoa whoa whoa! What is this cowboy stuff? Where is the 4th assistant deputy of backup deputy assistants? Full continuity of operations after a Thanos snap is bare minimum.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Whoa whoa whoa! What is this cowboy stuff? Where is the 4th assistant deputy of backup deputy assistants? Full continuity of operations after a Thanos snap is bare minimum.
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Nope. Not falling for it. I see two evil masterminds. 😜🤣😜🤣
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Nope. Not falling for it. I see two evil masterminds. 😜🤣😜🤣
Reading the article, it appears the attempt was delivered via a phone call. I can't wait for it to be delivered in writing. The rush to the courthouse and TRO will create a sonic boom.
Perhaps even more interesting --- who will sign their name to the written version?
Perhaps even more interesting --- who will sign their name to the written version?
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reading the article, it appears the attempt was delivered via a phone call. I can't wait for it to be delivered in writing. The rush to the courthouse and TRO will create a sonic boom.
Perhaps even more interesting --- who will sign their name to the written version?
Perhaps even more interesting --- who will sign their name to the written version?
Thermal testing chambers and shaker tables.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thermal testing chambers and shaker tables.
Prepare for increased latency! Frames are flowing uphill! 😜🤣😜🤣😎
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Prepare for increased latency! Frames are flowing uphill! 😜🤣😜🤣😎
I am becoming suspicious. I think you've got a goal of one Firefly reference a week and give yourself extra points if nobody gets it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I am becoming suspicious. I think you've got a goal of one Firefly reference a week and give yourself extra points if nobody gets it.
TEAM ZERO! Yes, we consider dirt a young whippersnapper.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
TEAM ZERO! Yes, we consider dirt a young whippersnapper.