Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
@gazzalw63.bsky.social
Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
Too fuckin Reet!
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Too fuckin Reet!
Oh the Humanity!
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Oh the Humanity!
Have to say I love that Cat.
mine is Jealous.
Give Beans a stroke for me.
mine is Jealous.
Give Beans a stroke for me.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Have to say I love that Cat.
mine is Jealous.
Give Beans a stroke for me.
mine is Jealous.
Give Beans a stroke for me.
Who’s that Keeper?
We Geordies give Pickford some stick but he is Canny ye knaa.
We Geordies give Pickford some stick but he is Canny ye knaa.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Who’s that Keeper?
We Geordies give Pickford some stick but he is Canny ye knaa.
We Geordies give Pickford some stick but he is Canny ye knaa.
That was when Labour wete in Government 1997-2010 and the Tories had 3 leaders.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
That was when Labour wete in Government 1997-2010 and the Tories had 3 leaders.
Well of course he is! Clear as day. Trump will throw him under a bus soon to save his own arse.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Well of course he is! Clear as day. Trump will throw him under a bus soon to save his own arse.
You mean War Criminal.
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You mean War Criminal.
And yet Labour are consistently 2nd despite the constant championing of Reform by most of the Media plus some own goals.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
And yet Labour are consistently 2nd despite the constant championing of Reform by most of the Media plus some own goals.
Ok, good to know. So it was a slur then?
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ok, good to know. So it was a slur then?
Didn’t she blame 9/11 on the Jews or did I dream that?
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Didn’t she blame 9/11 on the Jews or did I dream that?
They don’t have any.
He’s a Wykehamite (Winchester Public School for those who don’t know) so his parents bought privilege.
He’s a Wykehamite (Winchester Public School for those who don’t know) so his parents bought privilege.
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They don’t have any.
He’s a Wykehamite (Winchester Public School for those who don’t know) so his parents bought privilege.
He’s a Wykehamite (Winchester Public School for those who don’t know) so his parents bought privilege.
The absolute fucking front of that Cunt. Eat out to help out and the NI contributions bribe knowing he’d lose the Election anyway and force Labour to make cuts (WFA) and raise tax via freezing the tax thresholds. Twat.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The absolute fucking front of that Cunt. Eat out to help out and the NI contributions bribe knowing he’d lose the Election anyway and force Labour to make cuts (WFA) and raise tax via freezing the tax thresholds. Twat.
Who is the Impressionist? Chris Barrie?
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Who is the Impressionist? Chris Barrie?
Reposted by Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
It’s only resting in her account.
a man is talking on a phone with the words that money was just resting in my account
ALT: a man is talking on a phone with the words that money was just resting in my account
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s only resting in her account.
Apart from wanting to be the centre of attention all the time?
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Apart from wanting to be the centre of attention all the time?
But Jeremy led them in ‘Singing’ Free free Palestine though. So not a total waste eh?
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
But Jeremy led them in ‘Singing’ Free free Palestine though. So not a total waste eh?
Splitter!
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Splitter!
Corbyn voted against just about everything during the Blair and Brown days. Sultana did the same after July 4th. Both of them now sit behind Farage in the commons every week.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Corbyn voted against just about everything during the Blair and Brown days. Sultana did the same after July 4th. Both of them now sit behind Farage in the commons every week.
After blaming Labour for forcing us to leave.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
After blaming Labour for forcing us to leave.
So some Drug smugglers are ok then?
Does he actually have a fucking clue?
Does he actually have a fucking clue?
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So some Drug smugglers are ok then?
Does he actually have a fucking clue?
Does he actually have a fucking clue?
I’m informed they were too narrow.
His loss, my gain.
His loss, my gain.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m informed they were too narrow.
His loss, my gain.
His loss, my gain.
I haven’t bought new shoes for at least 15 years. Luckily my wife used to buy shoes for my son he wore a few times then didn’t like them for some sad reason. I’m currently wearing the first pair of Converse trainers I’ve ever had.
Thanks son!
Thanks son!
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t bought new shoes for at least 15 years. Luckily my wife used to buy shoes for my son he wore a few times then didn’t like them for some sad reason. I’m currently wearing the first pair of Converse trainers I’ve ever had.
Thanks son!
Thanks son!