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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
@gazzalw63.bsky.social
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Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 10h
Well it’s not an Angus or one of those white ones from Chillingham castle.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 10h
It’s not his Bentley apparently
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 12h
13k in Euros actually.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 12h
And pictures of young girls on your phones with all the texts sent to your Coke dealer?
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 12h
He said he was delivering the Bentley to a friend but haven’t seen the explanation for all the money he had with him and I thought there were limits on how much cash you can take across our borders to prevent money laundering.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 12h
The Bruno one is already under way on a new 5 year contract.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 13h
It’s a Frisian cow.

Bloody immigrant, coming over ‘ere!
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 13h
It’s a Frisian.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 13h
It’s a Frisian so will get deported if Farage gets his way.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 13h
It’s an immigrant, from Frisia.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 13h
It’s a Frisian cow.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 14h
Shares a birthday with KK too! 14th February.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 14h
They do if you’re a suspected terrorist and rightly so. Remember this is the cunt who was pointing out where asylum hotels and Mosques were to the rioters. He’s a terrorist.

He’ll also have all the texts to his dealer on there.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 14h
Hardly surprising as they’re all former Tories.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 15h
My parents and all grandparents left at 15. Every one of us has a degree and all 9 grandchildren have already or are in the process.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 15h
Or perhaps he has some dodgy photos on there. Plus the number of his dealer and all the orders he’s placed.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t recall Wallis turning on the Nazis?
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
Celery is the Devil’s favourite food.

Awful stuff.

I’d rather eat Poutine which is Yuck!
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
True, I don’t have a valid passport anyway.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
Cheers Marra!
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
Indeed
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me what is wrong with this packaging of this item my wife brought home today.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
Clearly they didn’t watch the latest episode then.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d
And our next act is Woke Marxiat Pope…
a man with a beard wearing headphones and a t-shirt that says chick-fil-a on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing headphones and a t-shirt that says chick-fil-a on it
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