Me and Eddie Redmayne got the bus to Exeter where the Wimbledon tennis had moved to for some reason. Sue Barker was entertaining the crowd by reading letters from Viz. On the bus back Russell Brand was the driver and I made conversation with a poor little girl with no eyes.
Me and Eddie Redmayne got the bus to Exeter where the Wimbledon tennis had moved to for some reason. Sue Barker was entertaining the crowd by reading letters from Viz. On the bus back Russell Brand was the driver and I made conversation with a poor little girl with no eyes.
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Went round a mates house, he made me a cup of tea but then charged me 3 quid via an app on his phone. He then told me about some ‘artisan lollipops’ he’d got. Like a fool I bought some, £7.95 each.
I’ve woken up really annoyed.
Went round a mates house, he made me a cup of tea but then charged me 3 quid via an app on his phone. He then told me about some ‘artisan lollipops’ he’d got. Like a fool I bought some, £7.95 each.
I’ve woken up really annoyed.
*I tweeted this a few years ago, it went viral and was voted Tweet of the Year by both Kenny Burns and Gary Birtles.
*I tweeted this a few years ago, it went viral and was voted Tweet of the Year by both Kenny Burns and Gary Birtles.
“Making a replica of the FA Cup, love”
“You’re a middle aged man, grow up”
“🎶 Spurs are on the way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again”
“Making a replica of the FA Cup, love”
“You’re a middle aged man, grow up”
“🎶 Spurs are on the way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again”
What’s ya favourite Bob Dylan album?
What’s ya favourite Bob Dylan album?