GavinT
@gavint72.bsky.social
Bit of football, bit of music, bit of nonsense. MD Ant.
Forgot it was Burns night last night.
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Forgot it was Burns night last night.
Last nights dream…
Me and Eddie Redmayne got the bus to Exeter where the Wimbledon tennis had moved to for some reason. Sue Barker was entertaining the crowd by reading letters from Viz. On the bus back Russell Brand was the driver and I made conversation with a poor little girl with no eyes.
Me and Eddie Redmayne got the bus to Exeter where the Wimbledon tennis had moved to for some reason. Sue Barker was entertaining the crowd by reading letters from Viz. On the bus back Russell Brand was the driver and I made conversation with a poor little girl with no eyes.
January 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Last nights dream…
Me and Eddie Redmayne got the bus to Exeter where the Wimbledon tennis had moved to for some reason. Sue Barker was entertaining the crowd by reading letters from Viz. On the bus back Russell Brand was the driver and I made conversation with a poor little girl with no eyes.
Me and Eddie Redmayne got the bus to Exeter where the Wimbledon tennis had moved to for some reason. Sue Barker was entertaining the crowd by reading letters from Viz. On the bus back Russell Brand was the driver and I made conversation with a poor little girl with no eyes.
Top 5 current ‘Enders characters
Reiss
Old Mo
Kimfluencer
Barney
Nigel
Reiss
Old Mo
Kimfluencer
Barney
Nigel
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Top 5 current ‘Enders characters
Reiss
Old Mo
Kimfluencer
Barney
Nigel
Reiss
Old Mo
Kimfluencer
Barney
Nigel
Last nights dream…
Went round a mates house, he made me a cup of tea but then charged me 3 quid via an app on his phone. He then told me about some ‘artisan lollipops’ he’d got. Like a fool I bought some, £7.95 each.
I’ve woken up really annoyed.
Went round a mates house, he made me a cup of tea but then charged me 3 quid via an app on his phone. He then told me about some ‘artisan lollipops’ he’d got. Like a fool I bought some, £7.95 each.
I’ve woken up really annoyed.
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Last nights dream…
Went round a mates house, he made me a cup of tea but then charged me 3 quid via an app on his phone. He then told me about some ‘artisan lollipops’ he’d got. Like a fool I bought some, £7.95 each.
I’ve woken up really annoyed.
Went round a mates house, he made me a cup of tea but then charged me 3 quid via an app on his phone. He then told me about some ‘artisan lollipops’ he’d got. Like a fool I bought some, £7.95 each.
I’ve woken up really annoyed.
I’m just watching that episode of Four In A Bed where that fella pulls a gun on the woman who criticised his poached eggs at breakfast, and then in the following episode scrawled ‘my eggs are best’ in shit across her en-suite.
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m just watching that episode of Four In A Bed where that fella pulls a gun on the woman who criticised his poached eggs at breakfast, and then in the following episode scrawled ‘my eggs are best’ in shit across her en-suite.
“Eddie, a 4-1 home defeat to Bournemouth. Are you left or right handed?”
January 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Eddie, a 4-1 home defeat to Bournemouth. Are you left or right handed?”
Took a sleeping tablet last night and slept in. This should have been started at 7:30. At some point today it’ll be pulled beef.
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Took a sleeping tablet last night and slept in. This should have been started at 7:30. At some point today it’ll be pulled beef.
Trossard looks like a cadaver
January 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trossard looks like a cadaver
If I owned a shop in Nottingham that sold flowers, I’d call it Nottingham Florist.
*I tweeted this a few years ago, it went viral and was voted Tweet of the Year by both Kenny Burns and Gary Birtles.
*I tweeted this a few years ago, it went viral and was voted Tweet of the Year by both Kenny Burns and Gary Birtles.
January 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If I owned a shop in Nottingham that sold flowers, I’d call it Nottingham Florist.
*I tweeted this a few years ago, it went viral and was voted Tweet of the Year by both Kenny Burns and Gary Birtles.
*I tweeted this a few years ago, it went viral and was voted Tweet of the Year by both Kenny Burns and Gary Birtles.
Man don’t give a fuck.
January 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Man don’t give a fuck.
“Gav, what are you doing with all that tin foil?”
“Making a replica of the FA Cup, love”
“You’re a middle aged man, grow up”
“🎶 Spurs are on the way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again”
“Making a replica of the FA Cup, love”
“You’re a middle aged man, grow up”
“🎶 Spurs are on the way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again”
Bin the FA Cup, sick of seeing div’s holding up trophies made out of tin foil.
January 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Gav, what are you doing with all that tin foil?”
“Making a replica of the FA Cup, love”
“You’re a middle aged man, grow up”
“🎶 Spurs are on the way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again”
“Making a replica of the FA Cup, love”
“You’re a middle aged man, grow up”
“🎶 Spurs are on the way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again”
Bin the FA Cup, sick of seeing div’s holding up trophies made out of tin foil.
January 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Bin the FA Cup, sick of seeing div’s holding up trophies made out of tin foil.
I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine and I’m now serenading Mrs Tiddles
January 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine and I’m now serenading Mrs Tiddles
Cracking day. Managed to break the shower screen this morning and have now just cracked 3 tiles as I try and replace it.
January 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Cracking day. Managed to break the shower screen this morning and have now just cracked 3 tiles as I try and replace it.
I’m listening to local radio, people are phoning up with different types of puddings. It’s wonderful.
January 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I’m listening to local radio, people are phoning up with different types of puddings. It’s wonderful.
Well this is all perfectly fucking normal. Nothing bad will come of this.
Elon Musk is boosting the AfD. But why is Germany’s mainstream helping him?
Elon Musk is boosting the AfD. But why is Germany’s mainstream helping him?
After years of politicians and media figures normalising far-right ideas, the billionaire’s meddling is falling on fertile ground
When Elon Musk endorsed the far-right Alternative für Deutschland on X as the only party that could “save Germany”, followed…
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Well this is all perfectly fucking normal. Nothing bad will come of this.
For the love of Charles and Dave, come on you Lillywhites
January 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
For the love of Charles and Dave, come on you Lillywhites
Genuinely laughing my tits off at this.
Elon Musk calls for Nigel Farage to be replaced as Reform UK leader
Elon Musk calls for Nigel Farage to be replaced as Reform UK leader
The billionaire has been rumoured to be considering a multi-million pound donation to Reform UK.
www.bbc.com
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Genuinely laughing my tits off at this.
A question for the youngsters…
What’s ya favourite Bob Dylan album?
What’s ya favourite Bob Dylan album?
January 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A question for the youngsters…
What’s ya favourite Bob Dylan album?
What’s ya favourite Bob Dylan album?
Anthony Gordon looks like an ugly woman.
January 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Anthony Gordon looks like an ugly woman.