Gavalaaaa!
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Centrist Dad. Gooner. Brexit can get right in the bin and stay there.
Stephen Miller is hate-watching this Bad Bunny half time show right now and thinking “if only ICE were there right now, our quotas would be through the roof”
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Stephen Miller is hate-watching this Bad Bunny half time show right now and thinking “if only ICE were there right now, our quotas would be through the roof”
Essential viewing. Hilarious and chilling simultaneously.
America - this is your president. Have you got any idea, truly, what damage he is doing to your global standing?
America - this is your president. Have you got any idea, truly, what damage he is doing to your global standing?
The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy
Only on YouTube.
Only on YouTube.
The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Essential viewing. Hilarious and chilling simultaneously.
America - this is your president. Have you got any idea, truly, what damage he is doing to your global standing?
America - this is your president. Have you got any idea, truly, what damage he is doing to your global standing?
Everything is so depressing right now. Fortunately the BBC is playing a ‘Dolly Parton at 80’ tribute programme on the telly right now and it’s like a timely reminder that, obviously, not all Americans are absolute fucking bastards.
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Everything is so depressing right now. Fortunately the BBC is playing a ‘Dolly Parton at 80’ tribute programme on the telly right now and it’s like a timely reminder that, obviously, not all Americans are absolute fucking bastards.
This murder video needs to be seen in every single corner of the world.
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This murder video needs to be seen in every single corner of the world.
Reposted by Gavalaaaa!
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
ICE executing another US citizen, because he had the nerve to film them.
This video needs to do the rounds, difficult as it is to watch. Because this is murder. There were five people on top of him, he was no threat, they pulled his gun out of his waistband, and then just shot him dead for funsies.
This video needs to do the rounds, difficult as it is to watch. Because this is murder. There were five people on top of him, he was no threat, they pulled his gun out of his waistband, and then just shot him dead for funsies.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
ICE executing another US citizen, because he had the nerve to film them.
This video needs to do the rounds, difficult as it is to watch. Because this is murder. There were five people on top of him, he was no threat, they pulled his gun out of his waistband, and then just shot him dead for funsies.
This video needs to do the rounds, difficult as it is to watch. Because this is murder. There were five people on top of him, he was no threat, they pulled his gun out of his waistband, and then just shot him dead for funsies.
Of course Trump should apologize to the NATO countries who sent troops who died on the frontline.
Also of course, he will never apologize.
As a Roy Cohn disciple, he lives his life by the mantra of “never compromise, never apologize”.
He’s not man enough to say sorry. He is just a piece of shit.
Also of course, he will never apologize.
As a Roy Cohn disciple, he lives his life by the mantra of “never compromise, never apologize”.
He’s not man enough to say sorry. He is just a piece of shit.
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Of course Trump should apologize to the NATO countries who sent troops who died on the frontline.
Also of course, he will never apologize.
As a Roy Cohn disciple, he lives his life by the mantra of “never compromise, never apologize”.
He’s not man enough to say sorry. He is just a piece of shit.
Also of course, he will never apologize.
As a Roy Cohn disciple, he lives his life by the mantra of “never compromise, never apologize”.
He’s not man enough to say sorry. He is just a piece of shit.
In the words of James, two traithfuls won tonight - fair play to Stephen who chose friendship over cash. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
In the words of James, two traithfuls won tonight - fair play to Stephen who chose friendship over cash. #TheTraitors
OK, that’s the TV licence direct debit cancelled, you utter BBC bastards. You can NOT leave us hanging like that without consequences. #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
OK, that’s the TV licence direct debit cancelled, you utter BBC bastards. You can NOT leave us hanging like that without consequences. #TheTraitors
It’s now time for all UEFA footballing nations to tell Trump and Infantino to go fuck themselves, withdraw from the FIFA World Cup this summer, and hold another Euros instead.
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It’s now time for all UEFA footballing nations to tell Trump and Infantino to go fuck themselves, withdraw from the FIFA World Cup this summer, and hold another Euros instead.
I see that we are at the ‘gassing babies and then lying about it’ stage of making America great again.
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I see that we are at the ‘gassing babies and then lying about it’ stage of making America great again.
Has anyone, in the context purely of the grammatical adjective, ever been more “divorced” than Elon Musk?
Divorcissimus
Divorcissimus
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Has anyone, in the context purely of the grammatical adjective, ever been more “divorced” than Elon Musk?
Divorcissimus
Divorcissimus
Top tip to any future Traitors contestants. Most people at the round table don’t have a scooby, and are just itching for an excuse to write someone’s name in chalk.
If you go all angry, condescending and bitchy, chances are it will be your name.
Harriet went full Fiona and found out.
#TheTraitors
If you go all angry, condescending and bitchy, chances are it will be your name.
Harriet went full Fiona and found out.
#TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Top tip to any future Traitors contestants. Most people at the round table don’t have a scooby, and are just itching for an excuse to write someone’s name in chalk.
If you go all angry, condescending and bitchy, chances are it will be your name.
Harriet went full Fiona and found out.
#TheTraitors
If you go all angry, condescending and bitchy, chances are it will be your name.
Harriet went full Fiona and found out.
#TheTraitors
If the USA situation right now was a movie, I don’t think anyone would have any serious trouble answering this question:
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
If the USA situation right now was a movie, I don’t think anyone would have any serious trouble answering this question:
The Minneapolis ICE murderer, Jonathan Ross, is now going to be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life.
Which, if he doesn’t get immediately arrested and tried for murder, might not be very long. A lot of very pissed off people out there looking for justice.
Which, if he doesn’t get immediately arrested and tried for murder, might not be very long. A lot of very pissed off people out there looking for justice.
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The Minneapolis ICE murderer, Jonathan Ross, is now going to be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life.
Which, if he doesn’t get immediately arrested and tried for murder, might not be very long. A lot of very pissed off people out there looking for justice.
Which, if he doesn’t get immediately arrested and tried for murder, might not be very long. A lot of very pissed off people out there looking for justice.
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
If MAGA ever wanted an anthem to sing, they could do a lot worse than just rip off the St Trinians School anthem.
Guardians of MAGA
Gird your armour on
Grab the nearest weapon
Never mind which one
The battle’s to the strongest
Might is always right
Trample on the weakest
Glory in their plight
/1
Guardians of MAGA
Gird your armour on
Grab the nearest weapon
Never mind which one
The battle’s to the strongest
Might is always right
Trample on the weakest
Glory in their plight
/1
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If MAGA ever wanted an anthem to sing, they could do a lot worse than just rip off the St Trinians School anthem.
Guardians of MAGA
Gird your armour on
Grab the nearest weapon
Never mind which one
The battle’s to the strongest
Might is always right
Trample on the weakest
Glory in their plight
/1
Guardians of MAGA
Gird your armour on
Grab the nearest weapon
Never mind which one
The battle’s to the strongest
Might is always right
Trample on the weakest
Glory in their plight
/1
Also, we have always been at war with EastAsia, and the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams per week.
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Also, we have always been at war with EastAsia, and the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams per week.
If every country in Europe spontaneously decided to sack off the FIFA World Cup in the USA and just hold an alternative tournament in Europe, I would be 100% cool with that.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
If every country in Europe spontaneously decided to sack off the FIFA World Cup in the USA and just hold an alternative tournament in Europe, I would be 100% cool with that.
People urgently need to look at Reform completely shitting the bed in Kent, and view this as a microcosm of the absolute devastation they would wreak to the UK if they won a general election.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
Reform in Kent are “a threat to public safety”, the Fire Brigades Union said.
Reform haven’t signed off on fire brigade budgets, “failed to govern and lead the fire service” and haven’t even met with the fire service which is one of their responsibilities.
Reform haven’t signed off on fire brigade budgets, “failed to govern and lead the fire service” and haven’t even met with the fire service which is one of their responsibilities.
Reform leader branded “captain chaos” as Kent fire authority in disarray
The Fire Brigades Union has slammed the record of Reform’s ‘flagship council’ as it emerged that Kent and Medway Fire Authority was in disarray following the removal of five councillors, including its...
www.fbu.org.uk
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People urgently need to look at Reform completely shitting the bed in Kent, and view this as a microcosm of the absolute devastation they would wreak to the UK if they won a general election.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
Nick Mohammed pretty much played the perfect game of Traitors … right up until the final 5 minutes. He should pay his own charity (and Joe’s) £87,500 out of his own pocket IMHO.
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nick Mohammed pretty much played the perfect game of Traitors … right up until the final 5 minutes. He should pay his own charity (and Joe’s) £87,500 out of his own pocket IMHO.
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
I’m still reeling from the fact that David did not get a SIMGLE THING RIGHT at any point in time throughout the entire series. Not even by accident. Literally a perfect shit game.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m still reeling from the fact that David did not get a SIMGLE THING RIGHT at any point in time throughout the entire series. Not even by accident. Literally a perfect shit game.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Isn’t it refreshing to have someone appointed into a position of political power in the USA who isn’t an absolute weapons grade bell-end
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Isn’t it refreshing to have someone appointed into a position of political power in the USA who isn’t an absolute weapons grade bell-end