Gauchohaulic 🗽
@gauchohaulic.bsky.social
Fresno, California born, UCSB grad, Vallejo, CA resident. Graveshift Biotech worker bee. Imperfect Christian. Anti-reactionary, pro-science progressive. He/Him. Doing my best to get through another day.
I am loving this emphasis on inflatable animal costumes at rallies and protests.
I’m sure your No Kings rally was cool, but was it “3 pink unicorns” cool? Because the Vallejo NoKings rally was today. 🦄🦄🦄
I’m sure your No Kings rally was cool, but was it “3 pink unicorns” cool? Because the Vallejo NoKings rally was today. 🦄🦄🦄
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am loving this emphasis on inflatable animal costumes at rallies and protests.
I’m sure your No Kings rally was cool, but was it “3 pink unicorns” cool? Because the Vallejo NoKings rally was today. 🦄🦄🦄
I’m sure your No Kings rally was cool, but was it “3 pink unicorns” cool? Because the Vallejo NoKings rally was today. 🦄🦄🦄
No Kings.
Except for Depeche Mode’s Dave Gahan and his traveling lawn chair.
Except for Depeche Mode’s Dave Gahan and his traveling lawn chair.
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No Kings.
Except for Depeche Mode’s Dave Gahan and his traveling lawn chair.
Except for Depeche Mode’s Dave Gahan and his traveling lawn chair.
I was the geeky kid in the 80’s who enjoyed Bloom County.
The fact that he was even considered for political office felt like a personal insult aimed at me.
The fact that he was even considered for political office felt like a personal insult aimed at me.
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was the geeky kid in the 80’s who enjoyed Bloom County.
The fact that he was even considered for political office felt like a personal insult aimed at me.
The fact that he was even considered for political office felt like a personal insult aimed at me.
Ice Melts on Native Land. Eagle and condor unite.
June 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ice Melts on Native Land. Eagle and condor unite.
Excellent point that isn’t discussed enough: The overwhelming majority of U.S. cities have a Democratic mayor.
How long before Trump and ICE get stretched too thin by hostile city governments and the local populations?
ballotpedia.org/Party_affili...
How long before Trump and ICE get stretched too thin by hostile city governments and the local populations?
ballotpedia.org/Party_affili...
June 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Excellent point that isn’t discussed enough: The overwhelming majority of U.S. cities have a Democratic mayor.
How long before Trump and ICE get stretched too thin by hostile city governments and the local populations?
ballotpedia.org/Party_affili...
How long before Trump and ICE get stretched too thin by hostile city governments and the local populations?
ballotpedia.org/Party_affili...
To Trump, Elon, all their idiot supporters, and anyone and everyone who ever excused their behavior, normalized them, invested in them, and/or sanewashed them:
I hope you’re all suffering today.
I hope you’re all suffering today.
June 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
To Trump, Elon, all their idiot supporters, and anyone and everyone who ever excused their behavior, normalized them, invested in them, and/or sanewashed them:
I hope you’re all suffering today.
I hope you’re all suffering today.
Your morning Workplace Turkey. 🦃
May 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Your morning Workplace Turkey. 🦃
The A.I. marketing campaign:
May 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The A.I. marketing campaign:
Someone posted this picture of them the most recent time the Corporate Media forced us all to think of them again, and now I think of it every subsequent time.
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Someone posted this picture of them the most recent time the Corporate Media forced us all to think of them again, and now I think of it every subsequent time.
Me, when I see Wall Street types get angry at something that Trump does…
April 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Me, when I see Wall Street types get angry at something that Trump does…
Thank you, Chancellor Yang.
Go Gauchos!
Go Gauchos!
April 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Thank you, Chancellor Yang.
Go Gauchos!
Go Gauchos!
April 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I remember hearing about Donald Trump from the news and the USFL and not liking him, but it was Bloom County that sealed the deal for me as being Never Trump for life.
April 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I remember hearing about Donald Trump from the news and the USFL and not liking him, but it was Bloom County that sealed the deal for me as being Never Trump for life.
I didn’t manipulate screenshot below other than to clip out the bottom.
TWO consecutive posts about DIFFERENT airplane accidents, posted an hour apart.
Me, flying anytime soon???
Hard no. 🚫 ✈️ 🚫 🚁
“Flying is safer than driving!”
Yes, and I’d drive less too if public transportation allowed me to
TWO consecutive posts about DIFFERENT airplane accidents, posted an hour apart.
Me, flying anytime soon???
Hard no. 🚫 ✈️ 🚫 🚁
“Flying is safer than driving!”
Yes, and I’d drive less too if public transportation allowed me to
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I didn’t manipulate screenshot below other than to clip out the bottom.
TWO consecutive posts about DIFFERENT airplane accidents, posted an hour apart.
Me, flying anytime soon???
Hard no. 🚫 ✈️ 🚫 🚁
“Flying is safer than driving!”
Yes, and I’d drive less too if public transportation allowed me to
TWO consecutive posts about DIFFERENT airplane accidents, posted an hour apart.
Me, flying anytime soon???
Hard no. 🚫 ✈️ 🚫 🚁
“Flying is safer than driving!”
Yes, and I’d drive less too if public transportation allowed me to
My first choice, of course, is to have a government that isn’t run by bigoted imbeciles.
But if we must suffer this timeline, I can at least take petty pleasure in seeing the voters who insisted on Fucking Around having to Find Out.
But if we must suffer this timeline, I can at least take petty pleasure in seeing the voters who insisted on Fucking Around having to Find Out.
February 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My first choice, of course, is to have a government that isn’t run by bigoted imbeciles.
But if we must suffer this timeline, I can at least take petty pleasure in seeing the voters who insisted on Fucking Around having to Find Out.
But if we must suffer this timeline, I can at least take petty pleasure in seeing the voters who insisted on Fucking Around having to Find Out.
Hahaha, that’s me!
The company and department that I work for are set to lose a big chunk of their business. Super fun!
The company and department that I work for are set to lose a big chunk of their business. Super fun!
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hahaha, that’s me!
The company and department that I work for are set to lose a big chunk of their business. Super fun!
The company and department that I work for are set to lose a big chunk of their business. Super fun!
It is a world full of ugliness, and yet there is beauty all around.
Including right next to my front door.
Nothing finer than a spiderweb covered in an early morning dew. 🕸️
Including right next to my front door.
Nothing finer than a spiderweb covered in an early morning dew. 🕸️
January 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It is a world full of ugliness, and yet there is beauty all around.
Including right next to my front door.
Nothing finer than a spiderweb covered in an early morning dew. 🕸️
Including right next to my front door.
Nothing finer than a spiderweb covered in an early morning dew. 🕸️
I found this unintentional commentary about attention-seekers worth sharing.
My following feed with back to back posts: One about Internet content creators, the next about a group of doctors.
Both motivated by desire for attention in order to pitch harm to the rest of us.
My following feed with back to back posts: One about Internet content creators, the next about a group of doctors.
Both motivated by desire for attention in order to pitch harm to the rest of us.
December 30, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I found this unintentional commentary about attention-seekers worth sharing.
My following feed with back to back posts: One about Internet content creators, the next about a group of doctors.
Both motivated by desire for attention in order to pitch harm to the rest of us.
My following feed with back to back posts: One about Internet content creators, the next about a group of doctors.
Both motivated by desire for attention in order to pitch harm to the rest of us.