⟨ Gauche ⟩
@gauche.gay
33 🌿 cisn’t 🌿 he/they 🌿 Woodworker 🌿 Cosplayer 🌿 Photographer 🌿 blonde guy (with sunglasses) 🌿 in my Trigun era 🌿 good bites only 🌿 ENG・GER・日本語OK 🌿 NSFW
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⟨ Gauche ⟩
@gauche.gay
· Jul 6
Donate to Help me get this off my chest!, organized by Kim Mechenbier
Hey there! My name is Kim and as your not-so-average guy I need to get rid of some extra… Kim Mechenbier needs your support for Help me get this off my chest!
gofund.me
Saving up for top surgery and other transition related expenses in the last third of the year. I’ve been hoping for this for literal years and all of a sudden everything seems to be moving so fast. If you could spare some bucks or a repost, I’d be forever grateful! 🧡 #TopCrop
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The dirt under my nails has more rizz than Elon
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The dirt under my nails has more rizz than Elon
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this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
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i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden
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December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Got an invite to an „activism“ sub and it has
• „transgenders“ in the name
• says it’s about a podcast, but also activism, but also the name is cause of the podcast, anyway, activism, but pls listen to my podcast
• 50%+ short video clips from elsewhere
• USA USA USA uk USA USA uk USA USA USA USA
• „transgenders“ in the name
• says it’s about a podcast, but also activism, but also the name is cause of the podcast, anyway, activism, but pls listen to my podcast
• 50%+ short video clips from elsewhere
• USA USA USA uk USA USA uk USA USA USA USA
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Got an invite to an „activism“ sub and it has
• „transgenders“ in the name
• says it’s about a podcast, but also activism, but also the name is cause of the podcast, anyway, activism, but pls listen to my podcast
• 50%+ short video clips from elsewhere
• USA USA USA uk USA USA uk USA USA USA USA
• „transgenders“ in the name
• says it’s about a podcast, but also activism, but also the name is cause of the podcast, anyway, activism, but pls listen to my podcast
• 50%+ short video clips from elsewhere
• USA USA USA uk USA USA uk USA USA USA USA
Any IT among my followers? I would like to fully nuke WordPress with all its data, reinstall it and start from scratch with no old stuff lugging around. I guess the easiest way would be to just delete it via FTP. But it’s been ages since I did any of this type of work and
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Any IT among my followers? I would like to fully nuke WordPress with all its data, reinstall it and start from scratch with no old stuff lugging around. I guess the easiest way would be to just delete it via FTP. But it’s been ages since I did any of this type of work and
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the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
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Story of my life.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Story of my life.
Still have to nuke and rebuild my website, but if anyone needs a paid photographer for their xmas party at work… ykyk 🌚
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Still have to nuke and rebuild my website, but if anyone needs a paid photographer for their xmas party at work… ykyk 🌚
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Every year our neighbors sell Christmas trees and leave these lights on all night
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Every year our neighbors sell Christmas trees and leave these lights on all night
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Crunchyroll is really just letting AI captions run loose without reviewing any of its content, huh
This insane bit, from the dub of Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus ep 10
The line is actually "I'm enraptured."
The line is actually "I'm enraptured."
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Crunchyroll is really just letting AI captions run loose without reviewing any of its content, huh
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
Every year our neighbors sell Christmas trees and leave these lights on all night
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Every year our neighbors sell Christmas trees and leave these lights on all night
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Ngl, this look blindsided me 😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ngl, this look blindsided me 😂
Frage wie eigentlich jedes Jahr: Irgendjemand an/um Weihnachten ungewollt allein?
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Frage wie eigentlich jedes Jahr: Irgendjemand an/um Weihnachten ungewollt allein?
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy old year
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i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable
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Bin 33, hab noch nie woanders gelebt und komm trotzdem nicht darauf klar, dass es schon vor 16 Uhr nicht mehr richtig hell ist — wenn es denn zwischendurch bei all dem Grau überhaupt mal Sonne gab
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bin 33, hab noch nie woanders gelebt und komm trotzdem nicht darauf klar, dass es schon vor 16 Uhr nicht mehr richtig hell ist — wenn es denn zwischendurch bei all dem Grau überhaupt mal Sonne gab
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread