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Garrett Karp
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Man/Myth/Legend

📍Chicago
🎓 Spartan
Breakfast
February 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Still love this city
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Donde esta la bibleoteca
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The Chapel of the Lord of Humility / Manzanares Chapel / The Mini-Cathedral. 30ft by 13 feet. Capacity 20 (maybe). Believed to be the last standing of several chapels constructed per Cortez's orders in the 16th century. The heart of CDMX's red light district for hundreds of years. Now Mercado Merced
February 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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He's looting the U.S. Treasury, people. Most crooked dictators find covert ways to get rich. Trump intends to simply order his government to transfer money into his bank account.
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Usually dictators are more subtle about looting the treasury, because gross corruption is often a part of what gets them overthrown.
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Sammy Sosa is in the Epstein Files
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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"I was 13 years old when Donald J. Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present."
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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BIG news from @bloomberg.com, which confirms that ICE has gone ahead and *purchased* multiple commercial warehouses with the aim of converting them into mass detention camps.

This is likely to be the big detention story of 2026 — literal warehousing of people.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
ICE Begins Buying ‘Mega’ Warehouse Detention Centers Across US
Plans for such centers and jails in nearly two dozen communities have sparked protests over suitability, proximity to homes and schools.
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Literally an hour after I tweeted this
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I still can't get over how billionaires saw a generation of dystopian movies about the future dangers of AI, surveillance, and machines overtaking the human race and then were still like "yes, let's do exactly that, as fast as possible."
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I'm old enough to remember when several major newspapers called for Biden to step down because he was too old. Have any of those newspapers made a peep about ICE, Venezuela, Greenland, NATO, or any of the new Epstein stuff that dropped (looks at calendar) just a few weeks ago?
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
In the same way that people seem to have forgotten that digital music and digital video existed long before the streaming era, people seem to no longer realize that there was graphic design & photo editing before AI.
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The Cubs should sign Bellinger and, like, actually go for it
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
South Park already did this bit
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I'm not sure we talk about this intersection enough
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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We're just TWO WEEKS AWAY from the return of Edgewater Indoor Market!

70+ vendors. 1st floor at Broadway Armory. 5 Saturdays. 10am-2pm.

The LARGEST food-centric indoor market of its kind on the North Side of Chicago.

Full list of vendors shortly. Stay turned to Edgewater Chamber social pages.
December 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
As a "jew-ish" person, these tv commercials that imply that black and brown people should feel bad about anti-semetism right now is absolutely cringe and embarrassing and vomit enducing.

American Jews aren't being murdered by police or hunted/deported by the federal government. The end.
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I fucking love MSU Basketball
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
8:45ish, Belmont Harbor
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The same people who insist the right to own firearms is necessary to protect them from a tyrannical government are very excited to see the tyrannical government invading peaceful neighborhoods and abducting law abiding citizens
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM