Mmm... I'll make it up by taking you to this new fangled thing they call a cafe. They have something new brewing. Even revolutionary, they call it cough-ee.
Surely nothing viral you're known for. Sorry, to bring up the whole plague history thing. Do understand.

Didn't deny the urchin part though...
*Tucks a handkerchief and side eyes his pocket watch.*

Of course, a bird identifies with these sparkles!

I want my pennies and dimes back, birchkin! (Bird and urchin combined. Not to insinuate, of course!)

The company certainly thinks their Legos are worth their weight in gold. 🧐

OMFG you did it! (I forgot I liked this at work and then forgot about it, sorry.)

Poor soul? He's not poor in soul, he's bankrupted it multiple times.

Instead of nine lives, he's negative nine souls. A black hole of where souls should be, sucking them out with everything he touches.

So very underrated and yet so true of a statement.

It's not a bed of coals you must walk, it's an unfinished yellow Lego brick road. The first part was finished, "paved" if you will, with intentions.

this sounds bad!

That honestly explains some "vintage" inspired ornaments my family had forever ago growing up that were basically Styrofoam or packing peanut materials of white balls.

I'm sure it was also because they were cheap. Still!