I hate it when my pilars get destruidoed

A deadly sea monster with razor-sharp fangs and fiery breath… and it’s not even close to the hardest fight Ness is up against!

Does this work for a regular ol switch?

I got an SAT question right because of Deus Ex. One of the analogy questions was “Demolish : building / Scuttle : (blank)” and in that game you indeed have to scuttle a ship

Neato. Is that a Roman building? It kind of looks like this place when I was in Jordan

My favorite review of this game is “what if Zelda… was a CAR?!”

Ooh where is that?

I’ll always be your friend Dee, I think awards shows are dumb anyway and I haet AI

He knows twelve different martial arts styles, can speak twenty languages, he can endure the harrowing trial of Mu and embrace nothingness, and he can travel thousands of miles in seconds.

…they can build a nice sandcastle.

Shame to ruin a perfectly good mecha-bird fight like that

The only thing I hated about MD was the final boss fight. If you make your boss fight tiered and I lose, don’t send me back to the first tier!

Everywhere you get them, by the way!

(Except YouTube, but I’m working on that…)

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When a stranger suddenly looks at you and says “hey, big guy!”

I dunno, buddy, how about you finally admit that your country did the Armenian genocide and then uh, I’ll think about it?

I wish I could love “Life in a Glass House” as much as I used to but unfortunately I used it on a horrible freshman-level film project and it makes me cringe now