Wishing we could somehow choose which of us are allowed to speak in public and which of us should be quarantined on Bucknuts island

Relax Matt, stop being a reason for people to trash the fanbase

On the logo

Extremely satisfying way to win this game, with them flopping and picking fights the whole way down

If Ohio State ends up winning, that Michigan flop call will keep me warm through winter

He looks like Cahir from the Witcher show

I was a great clips kind of guy for most of my life, but it seems like something happened post-COVID where I can't get a decent cut there. I'm talking missed patches and fundamental blending. When I'm in the chair I feel like they're the expert so I can't go "uhhhh are you doing it right??"

Dusted off the Michigan gameplan, so "yes"

I was assembling a new bookcase for my daughter and snapped one of the flimsy plastic circular cam connectors when tightening it.
I went to the basement to retrieve a metal one that I had been saving for at least ten years for just such an occasion, and saved the day.

I'm not sure why this is an opportunity to tell strangers, but my 11 year old daughter decided to make drawings of Bigfoot for troop donations instead of selling cookies

My most compartmentalized defense against "but your team lost to [haughty mitten dwellers] and they tainted your season!!" is that this really did feel like a wholly separate season from that unthinkable puckering.

Followed by "it's time to check in" email and "arrive at the airport soon!!!" texts to ratchet up the work trip departure dread

In the event of an Ohio State win, the playoff has been long enough that I'm going to end up remembering it as if it were a whole separate magical season
(my own counter cope)

Hearing inflation happening inside of hand also