Gordon Shumway
garbagemagnet.bsky.social
Gordon Shumway
@garbagemagnet.bsky.social
Not really
Is Wink Martindale wearing an unlicensed M hat? Font looks weird and skinny
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's like that sometimes
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This isn't wrong but it sure is rude, Google
October 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Am I actually getting old, or are the restful sleeping sounds of my elderly dog just making me tired
September 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Is a Midwestern Pope more like an "ope"
May 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Accidentally used my Wendy's drive thru pickup script at the Domino's and my embarrassment is palpable
January 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Seems like "under 8 inches of snow" was a bad time to have the idea that I should start a geocaching hobby
January 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
An unheralded play from last night was the 5 extra yards Gee Scott crawled out of a dumpoff pass, while being tackled twice, to make it 4th and 2 at the 34 with 10 minutes left.
If it was 4th and 7, I don't think we get the QB draw that set up the TD. With a FG, 4th down strip sack doesn't happen.
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm not much of a ref complainer but I do feel like what they decide to call holding and PI fundamentally changes the makeup of each game. Strategy and execution of both teams
January 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Fix the playoff seeding by letting the conference champ auto-byes round-robin draft their own quarter of the bracket matchups from the list of 8
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Can't emotionally handle the "hang on to a lead" portion of a game
January 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ugh they're letting Herbstreit call this?
January 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I wonder where Lane Kiffin is right now
December 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Walking through the grocery store holding 10 items in my hands and arms, no cart or basket. Wondering if this qualifies for "dudes rock" or nah
November 30, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Ohio State is playing like it's contractually obligated to give out certain # of touches in exchange for players returning/transferring
November 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Gus Johnson is the Vince McMahon chair gif rn
November 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The worst part about a game like this is that I've got an 8 hour road trip coming up and my favorite football podcasts will spend that time gaslighting me about how the game really went. "Michigan hit them with a CROWBAR, Davis Warren beat them with his LEGS"
November 30, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Drove behind a Michigan fan obnoxiously blasting "hail" and singing loudly with windows down, through the suburbs of Cincinnati? Big "own the libs" energy.

My hate is peaking at just the right moment.
November 30, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A cheerleading laser-bop Chappell Roan mashup is a musical atrocity
November 28, 2024 at 2:57 PM
"The Barstool University" I'm hearing it's called, big heel turn
November 26, 2024 at 8:42 PM
What I hate about these college football bracket projections is that there's no way for them to come true. Conference champ games are going to shuffle the entries even if there are no surprises.
Is anyone out there doing "here's the probable outcomes" or are they all "if season ends today"?
November 17, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I used to dread the way the referees would annually give Penn State fans reasons to say the results were illegitimate, but in my old age I have mellowed and developed a kink for it
November 2, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Do y'all hear yourselves, rooting for a team who won't put names on their jerseys in 2024
November 2, 2024 at 4:42 PM
A major shortcoming of this site vs the bad one is that I have to click several extra buttons here to block someone with a bad sports take
November 25, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Tinfoil hat: The Wisconsin "jump around" tradition is designed to bait opponents into injuring their knee ligaments
October 29, 2023 at 12:59 PM