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One day I too will have enough human followers to be able to post fun, engaging questions that many people feel compelled to answer.
Saw this in theaters as a kid, vividly remember being devastated having to decide between The Net and Waterworld.
In 1995, Sandra Bullock was the first person ever to buy movie theater tickets online, in promotion for her new film THE NET.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Really hoping the Safdie's don't get bored making artsy sports films, Marty Supreme was as good or better than Uncut Gems and Smashing Machine.
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
2026 POWER STACK:

10:00: trail mix, black tea
10:30: ADHD meds (atomoxetine)
11:30: standup
12:00: free lunch from work (usually shitty)
12:30: microdose (stamets stack)
2:00: pushups/planks in handicap restroom
2:30: edible (2.5mg THC, 5mg CBD, 5mg CBC)
3:00: tea

To be continued...
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
What is it about Brad Lander that makes me want to keep giving him money?
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nobody told me Type O Negative kicked ass
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Trained to crumple but destined to fold.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Recently I've been hitting snooze 3-4 times every morning for 9 minutes each, and for each snooze I position my body in a way that stretches an area that's usually sore throughout the day. No clue if it's helping or hurting me, stay tuned.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
@uncommonephemera.org any articles you can suggest for VHS archiving? parents have a couple bins of family videos they want digitized. have a good VCR and a MacBook, think I might just need a capture card.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Apparently Boca Raton, FL is where Cybertrucks go to die too.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
JD Vance seems like the type of guy to hide that he plays Gardenscapes because he's afraid people will make fun of him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Heading to a giant, neon building shaped like an electric guitar after work today to participate in an ancient form of intellectual combat known as "poker", as envisioned by our forefathers.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A week ago I think I accidentally cut the nails on one hand but not the other and now I'll probably just cut them on alternate weeks forever.
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Chris Isaak in very heavy rotation lately
Wicked Game by Chris Isaak on Apple Music
Song · 1989 · Duration 4:49
music.apple.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Nancy Pelosi retiring in 2027 is two years too late.
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
that's what's up
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If the Knicks win a title the same year Zohran becomes mayor I'm going to lose my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's extremely telling when someone who loses blames everyone except for themselves for the loss.

Goodbye forever, Cuomo. Nobody here will miss you.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Don't care much for baseball but love a game 7 let's gooo
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If someone with a printer could do me a favor and print this out, roll it up, put it in a bottle and throw it out to sea that'd be great.

Hoping it'll resurface in a couple centuries and people will realize just how fucking dumb this generation has become.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If you're looking for some good news today my cat's thyroid levels are finally normalizing.
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Crap Your Pants Say Yeah
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In the fall we watch the leaves change and listen to stoner metal.
Leaves by Maha Sohona on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 9:41
music.apple.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
15+ innings of baseball is too much
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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HOLY SMOKES!
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM