Joe Klein
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Joe Klein
@galapula.bsky.social
Data scientist in the industry of beef. Michigander in Wichita. Lions, Tigers, and Go Blue! He/him.
That's exactly where I would on 3rd and 5.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It takes nuance, a strong stomach, gritted teeth, and, well, here's my apology:
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
^Amazon^
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why would you run it on 3rd and 5? Asking because I'm slow.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On 3rd and 5. god damn.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Not the 15 yard bubble, that'd be too easy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh lord. That sounds very painful.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Do they do that more than QB's?
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I take it back. The mofo turned the goddamn football horizontal.
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That was an utter bullshit overturn.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Only because my oldest kept urging my wife to find the behemoth behind various paint cans. The weapon that killed it was a unicorn pony stick.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A couple weeks ago I was in my tiny unfinished part of the basement working out and I went to use one of the stretch bands and there was a massive wolf spider on the other side.

I didn't work out. Offered a $20 bounty. That worked out.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That's basically my profile sans the bird paintings.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Like, it was the chief, right? Just couldn't get enough evidence.
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You're basically a member of our family here in Kansas. Keep up the great work.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My buddy is a Notre Dame fan and so I got him a Charlie Weis signed PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD like 6 years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm sick in bed with the flu and that sounds like just the right movie to watch while curling up in the fetal position.

#remembertheshitloadofapes
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
oh god Michigan's 11 yard boom punt will be on there.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM