gadabyte
@gadabyte.com
creature of habit. amicable curmudgeon. chronically employed.
when susan collins masturbates, she thinks about this dude furrowing his brow.
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
when susan collins masturbates, she thinks about this dude furrowing his brow.
an extra large Officer Fanone style cough in the general direction of Susan Collins.
January 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
an extra large Officer Fanone style cough in the general direction of Susan Collins.
listen up, everybody! the GOP strategists want to tell us how this isn't their fault!
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
listen up, everybody! the GOP strategists want to tell us how this isn't their fault!
it's the era of Nigh Intolerable Leggings
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
it's the era of Nigh Intolerable Leggings
shitposting as offensive philosophy.
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
shitposting as offensive philosophy.
everything he's written is very good to great, with 'the trees', 'percival everett by virgil russell' (yes that's the title) and 'half an inch of water' being my personal favorites after making it ~3/4 through his works so far.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
everything he's written is very good to great, with 'the trees', 'percival everett by virgil russell' (yes that's the title) and 'half an inch of water' being my personal favorites after making it ~3/4 through his works so far.
seeing the flaming lips live and being subjected to 90 minutes of that dude constantly telling me to cheer for them made me like them a lot less. granted, i was really there to see modest mouse, but holy cow KEEP IT GOING KEEP IT GOING KEEP IT GOING got old quick.
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
seeing the flaming lips live and being subjected to 90 minutes of that dude constantly telling me to cheer for them made me like them a lot less. granted, i was really there to see modest mouse, but holy cow KEEP IT GOING KEEP IT GOING KEEP IT GOING got old quick.
lol. get bent, paraquat.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
lol. get bent, paraquat.
nation of language - inept apollo
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
nation of language - inept apollo
time for sermon on the mount 2: elliss-ic boogaloo
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
time for sermon on the mount 2: elliss-ic boogaloo
he plays LB for the commanders
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
he plays LB for the commanders
you load 16 tons and whaddya get
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
you load 16 tons and whaddya get
either 'Under the Eye of the Big Bird' or 'Small Things Like These'.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
either 'Under the Eye of the Big Bird' or 'Small Things Like These'.
the big takeaway: you have chocolate all over your face
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the big takeaway: you have chocolate all over your face
if you want a good book, here's a shameless plug for my favorite book ever, 'The Archive of Alternate Endings' by Lindsey Drager. I think you'd like it. (astronomy, humanism, empathy, sci-fi)
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
if you want a good book, here's a shameless plug for my favorite book ever, 'The Archive of Alternate Endings' by Lindsey Drager. I think you'd like it. (astronomy, humanism, empathy, sci-fi)
since the logo touch one doesn't state it has to be shown on the broadcast, I choose to believe that you'll spend the entire game with binoculars trained on the logo.
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
since the logo touch one doesn't state it has to be shown on the broadcast, I choose to believe that you'll spend the entire game with binoculars trained on the logo.
we're all bad at videogames. those of us older than 25 or so, anyway.
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
we're all bad at videogames. those of us older than 25 or so, anyway.
I Don't Give A SHIT About Baseball Eric Andre
YouTube video by Chad Reid
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Patullo deserves what Desai got (but didn't deserve).
September 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Patullo deserves what Desai got (but didn't deserve).
"dookie" seems overly generous
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"dookie" seems overly generous
Somewhere in Virginia I95 passes over Butt Hollow Road. I retain this information despite driving this stretch of I95 once. In 2004.
August 27, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Somewhere in Virginia I95 passes over Butt Hollow Road. I retain this information despite driving this stretch of I95 once. In 2004.
hoagies: ICE as milkshakes: Nigel Farage
August 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
hoagies: ICE as milkshakes: Nigel Farage